"You know that guy I told you about? The one from Poundr? Turns out, he was a 40 second failure. I had to stir the cream cheese to get off. It was awkward, because he just sat there. Watching me."
by Reginald Pseudonym September 13, 2017
Get the stir the cream cheesemug. Ingredients: Cum filled dog, Cum filled Cat, 3 egg plants,2 cups of rice fermented in piss, and 2 carrots used as dildos. Cut all up and put in pan then broil for 2 hours on 375° then take out and cool for 30 minutes. Now enjoy. Once eat and digested you must use approximately a 12 inch dildo to remove. Once removed it can now be properly eaten. Top with poop nuggets and a dash of cum if needed
Hey man, you want to go to that Asian restaurant around the Conner and get some Asian stir fry.
Hey mom, I’m going to make some Asian stir fry, do you want any?
Hey mom, I’m going to make some Asian stir fry, do you want any?
by Asian Dog Rapist August 1, 2021
Get the Asian stir frymug. "I totally caught her stirring the crock.", "She was so sexually stimulated she had to stir the crock."
by DJ Jeff December 14, 2008
Get the stir the crockmug. by KIDEPIC2 4 November 13, 2015
Get the shaken or stirredmug. Its a chinese way of cooking, but can often be referred as a way to cook up dope. its also the name of a song by the hip-hop group "Migos". the song is about the way of cooking up dope- the stir-fry way.
by dragon ball xxx February 12, 2018
Get the Stir-frymug. When your friend decides to land a roll of gorilla tape on your 8 inch cock ( has to be 8 inches) and shifts your cock like a video game or a stick shift
by Gthang<ole December 20, 2020
Get the Conch stirredmug. Boiling completely liquid diarrhea in a croc pot and using it as a popular Chicago substitute for gravy. Often seasoned with smegma or red pepper flakes flakes
by OfficiallyDrDubious May 10, 2025
Get the Chicago Stir-Frymug.