The act of posting a vague, attention seeking update on your social network profile that requires other users to inquire about your status.
John: "That girl Ashley posts nothing but leading status updates. Today's was, 'Why do things like this always happen to me?'"
Pete: "Things like what?"
John: "No one knows, she's trying to lead you into feeling bad for her and comment on her update."
Pete: "Things like what?"
John: "No one knows, she's trying to lead you into feeling bad for her and comment on her update."
by Bestkeptsecret July 25, 2011

1. a person standing in a public place for no reason but to get in peoples way
2. a person who does nothing during sex.
2. a person who does nothing during sex.
1. that teacher is a human statue
2.
person a: what did she do last night
person b: she just let me fuck her
person a: was she a human statue
2.
person a: what did she do last night
person b: she just let me fuck her
person a: was she a human statue
by Urban teffy March 22, 2017

When someone creates a status that is very important, but equally vague to force people to generate focus on the status creator.
Status creator: "In the ER!"
Responders: "What's going on?" "Are you ok?" "Call me if you need me!" "Please let us know whats happening?"
Scott like to spend his evening status baiting his friends to add value to his life.
Responders: "What's going on?" "Are you ok?" "Call me if you need me!" "Please let us know whats happening?"
Scott like to spend his evening status baiting his friends to add value to his life.
by Circusbrain July 21, 2014

Guy 1: Yo, did you hear about Bertha?
Guy 2: No man what's up?
Guy 1: Shes Preggo dude.
Guy 2: Holy shit dude, I cant ever tell. She's gone Decepticon Status.
Guy1+Guy2: BERTHATRON.
Guy 2: No man what's up?
Guy 1: Shes Preggo dude.
Guy 2: Holy shit dude, I cant ever tell. She's gone Decepticon Status.
Guy1+Guy2: BERTHATRON.
by dorktron March 15, 2011

The girl who enters into relationship with a guy just to keep up with the status quo and peer pressure. She does not love him, she wants to possess him as if he's an object, which she can proudly show-off.
This type of behavior is common in men and women with Narcissistic Personality Disorder.
The types usually lovebomb you at the start and once the relationship is set, start to devalue and ignore you.
This type of behavior is common in men and women with Narcissistic Personality Disorder.
The types usually lovebomb you at the start and once the relationship is set, start to devalue and ignore you.
Jon: My girlfriend broke up with me last night saying she wants to focus on her goals.
Don: Told ya bro, she's a status hoe, all the while she was just putting up a show.
Don: Told ya bro, she's a status hoe, all the while she was just putting up a show.
by Knight of Grey Rock March 10, 2019

A conditioned achieved when one is so intoxicated that he or she could at any moment pass out in a hammock in the rain, possibly requiring a search party composed of semi-sober underage persons.
Do you know where Justin is?
He was hammock status about an hour ago. We better check the back yard...
He was hammock status about an hour ago. We better check the back yard...
by Lobster Fest 2009 March 5, 2010

Fernando: Bomb, I just got an A on my test!
Alejandro: Cool bro, you should tweet "Just got an A on my test #intelligence"
Fernando: Nah, this is too cool for twitter. It's status worthy
Alejandro: Cool bro, you should tweet "Just got an A on my test #intelligence"
Fernando: Nah, this is too cool for twitter. It's status worthy
by Mr.applesauce October 24, 2012
