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Status Reunion

When a group of friends from college or high school who haven't talked to/seen each other in a long time all comment on a mutual friend's Facebook status, usually about something they all agree on or feel strongly about.
It was great catching up with the class of '87 on that status reunion last night. I'm glad we can all agree that the latest episode of "Breaking Bad" was the shit.
by Stat Flanley August 20, 2011
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Status Slap

When you assault a person through the use of status updates on social networking websites such as Myspace, Facebook, and Twitter.
Man that fucktard needs a good status slapping
by hipposaur March 15, 2009
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Pro status

Noun- Ultimate, the best, worthy of praise, awesome, high quality, showing supremacy over the system by beating the man.

Verb- To steal, to do something straight up nice that requires balls
Freaking aced that pre-calc quiz, i got freaking pro status.

I dont feel like paying for lunch, time to pro status.

I Pro statused my i-touch from walmart they didnt even see it coming.

Mike W pro statuses everyday
by Soccerdies January 9, 2009
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Popularity Status

What you rate on thee old "popularity chart". You can rage from 1- how many people there are in your school/ college/university/work, first (1) being the highest of coarse, last (the # of students in your education/work) being the lowest (where you don't wanna be in!)
Girl 1: Whats your Popularity Status?
Boy 1: 20, you?
Girl 1: Really?! Mines 14!
Girl 2: Mines only 27 *Sighh* :/ Oh well, at least it isnt as bad as her, she probably has 784
Boy 2: Yeah!!! XD
by ForgeousChic101 July 22, 2011
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waterfall status

When a female is so turned on, horny, and wet that she starts dripping fluid out of her vagina, basically ruining her panties.
Chick: Did you see Serge Ibaka in the OKC Thunder game last night?
Friend: No
Chick: He was so hot, I saw him and instantly got waterfall status

Or

Chick: I love when my boyfriend sends me dick pics, I always get waterfall status.
by timmytheripper July 18, 2014
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status stalker

on Facebook, one who frequently comments the statuses of random people and/or presses the "like" button
athena: omg that creeper just pressed the like button on my status!
ariel: yeah like who IS he?
jackie: i dont even know, he just presses the like button on EVERYONE'S status!
audrey: hes SUCH a status stalker!
by JACKIEISC0R3 March 28, 2009
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Facebook Status Rage

The arousal of negative emotions upon reading the Facebook status updates of friends through the News Feed, esp. when the statuses are asinine, arrogant, or pretentious.
Examples of statuses that cause Facebook Status Rage:

"I miss changing people's lives."
-- Ok, Gandhi.
"Guess who got a perfect score on the exam?"
-- I don't know, help me out Sherlock.
"I have been studying so hard for my midterm this weekend. FML."
-- Too bad you still don't get it.
by ELFFDTCS November 11, 2009
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