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show her the fifty states

originally coined by the movie "Horrible Bosses" by Jason Sudeikis' character, Kurt, defined as having sexual intercourse doggy style on a road map of the United States. (including Alaska and Hawaii)
Yo dude, his wife is so hot. I'd love to bend her over a barrel and show her the fifty states
by onetimething July 18, 2011
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Statesboro Break In

A Statesboro Break In is the act in which someone penetrates an unknowing victim. As in a person bending over with no pants on, or if in the shower. Not to be confused with the southern trespass which is sneaking in the backdoor while having sex. The Statesboro Break In requires stealth, speed and most of all courage.
She bent over to pick up her underware and Bubba performed a Statesboro Break In on her. She screamed.
by Reagan Santmyer July 22, 2006
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snakes on a plane

A simple existential observation that has the same meaning as "Whaddya gonna do?" or "Shit Happens". Taken from the upcoming Samuel L. Jackson movie of the same name, and immortilised by screenwriter Josh Friedman on his blog post of Wednesday, August 17, 2005.
Guy 1: (irate) Dude, you just ran into the back of my SUV!

Guy 2: (calm) Snakes on a plane man. Snakes on a plane.
by Case Smith September 9, 2005
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Statesville

A forgotten place where the mall had only about four stores and an Ihop. The WalMart is Dope Central, where druggies and gangs hung out on Saturday nights, looking for something to smoke and a girl to do. The high schools had more pregnant teens than on television. Sweet 16 meant you go to the DMV, get your driver's permit, and inherit your parents run down cars that're older than you by a decade or so. Weekends meant late night movies and deer hunting. Having fun meant getting high and spray painting abandoned buildings or old train cars. Every day, there would be a new hobo down by the 'Shopping Center', which had more fast food places than shopping destinations. Dating someone meant displaying pictures of you and your partner on Myspace with your tongues down each other's throats. Junior year meant that you could finally drop out. Graduating meant that you can get the hell out of this town, this place that you've been stuck in for the past 18 years of your pathetic life.
I'm from Statesville.

FML.
by toomuchcandyx June 24, 2009
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stapes

Tradition farm word for a duck that is in heat.

"God, did you see that pair of Stapes? They've been going at it all day!"
"God, did you see that pair of Stapes? They've been going at it all day!"
by farmerduck September 1, 2009
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Statesman

A very cheap male prostitute who is a majority of the time servicing gay costumers.
That is the cheapest price a statesman has ever charged for a private dance.
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United States Postal Service

The quickest way to lose expensive packages.
by Leen2223 June 16, 2016
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