shit on a stick

A product or service marketed aggressively without the mandate of strong demand.

That fly-by-night fast talker was just trying to sell me shit on a stick.

by gtg207u September 1, 2007

shit-on-a-stick

Lackluster or substandard. Possibly derived from carnival meat snacks such as sausage on a stick, chicken on a stick, steak on a stick, etc.

The University of Phoenix is shit-on-a-stick.

by Denise December 4, 2003

On the slack

Gentleman’s appendage at rest.

“How big is it?”
“On the slack or off?”

by Slapheadylicious April 7, 2020

Butt cheek on a stick

Something to call someone when you are mad at them. Kinda like jerk or idiot.

You are a butt cheek on a stick!You never came over!

by Lol Boogie August 22, 2017

monkey on a stick

The elegant act of a female thrusting her backside on top of a male's penis as quickly as possible.

My roommate was watchin me get a monkey on a stick, waitin his turn

by Straun November 2, 2008

Monkey on a Stick

In India, when a monkey is found on a banana plantation he is captured and impaled on a stick and the other end stuck in the ground on the outskirts of the plantation as a warning to all other monkeys not to enter, so in short it means make an example out of someone

He screwed us over, make him like a Monkey on a Stick.

by deepfish January 16, 2015

head on a stick

To sever the spine to render a victim unconscious or a "head on a stick"

I prevented the victim from escaping by making him a
"head on a stick".

by Lexigore July 29, 2008