Damn, that nigga a skidward!
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A noun. Squidtardo affectionately refers to a dear friend prone to doing/saying things that are 'retarded' (in an endearing sense). The word also represents the subject's propensity to fail to accompany friends on outings when they really want he or she to do so. Therefore, they are also 'the suckiest thing in the world' - a squid.
You're not coming to dim sum and karaoke tonight 'cause you hurt your knee working at the supermarket? You are such a Squidtardo!
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Idiot:did you see spongebob last night?
Person: Yeah it was pretty funny.
Idiot: my favorite character is squigward
Person: you're the most retarded person I've ever met.
Person: Yeah it was pretty funny.
Idiot: my favorite character is squigward
Person: you're the most retarded person I've ever met.
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Get the squigward mug.squidartha is the act where a man moons, but has his penis and balls tucked under the butt cheeks, thus exposing the “squid” from the backside. The meaning of this act represents the belief that life makes no sense, or is non-sensical. It is a direct reference to and reaction of Hermann Hesse’s novel Siddhartha, where self meaning and awareness gets discovered.
When a person on a street hollered “Jesus is the way”, I pulled down my pants and flashed a “squidartha”.
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