Spud Holder

A girl who hangs around in a bar or club who is very average looking or below but good for a shag at closing time if nothing better comes along and you are drunk enough.

Yeah....I thought I was in with that fit one....but she blew me out when I got hammered and couldn't speak properly.....well...my old faithful spud holder came back for a good banging.

by Stinky Pinky Pete October 3, 2019

Spud

Someone that is your favourite person or someone you love a lot

On your snapchat you may have your friend/partner as “spud😘”

by Ami1740 December 24, 2017

Spud

Someone who has not yet joined Anvil Gym for just £5.

Hey, have you heard about Clarence not joining Anvil Gym for just £5?
Haha, yeah mate, he’s such a spud

by Rhejsjsifje February 20, 2024

Spudded

1.To be swindled by a cheapskate
2. That friend that orders food and never has money to pay.
3. To be victimized by someone who is selfish, self centered and ignorant to their friends.

I can't believe I got spudded, I'll never talk to that crumb again.

by Big daddy 215 September 26, 2017

jumper spuds

Ladies lovely boobies, looking especially nice in Jumpers and tight cardigans

Boy: Nice Jumper Spuds, can I touch them?
Girl: Sure why not

by Chazbat May 30, 2007

Spud

A girl on insta who is recieving hate about being the most legendary potato in all the lands

Hating on a spud? Thats not very a-peeling to us!

by SilverSaurus February 11, 2019

Butt Spud

The sexual act of shoving a potato in your ass (or another person's ass) and making sure it's no longer visible. Then with all of your (or their) force, shooting it out of your (or their) ass.

Hell yeah man, last night I made a new butt spud record. Got it to launch 10 feet.

by BlackKilo May 30, 2018