spastico

When a old European man calls some young girls ex boyfriend a spastic

Your ex boyfriend is a spastico

by Biriani June 9, 2021

Spastic

Troy/Tracy blond hair blue eyes

You are a spastic

by Phoebe kelly March 12, 2022

Hyper Spastic Beatdown

The only true solution to a spak attack.

there's too many of them! the only thing that can save us now is the Hyper Spasic Beatdown.

by cnuts16 February 17, 2004

Going spastic

Usually used in clubs/rave/gigs when you lose control of your body due to the music and you're blissfully jumping around, flailing arms and legs about, punching the air, swaying, bumping and generally creating a wide area around you.

Yuna: Last night was a riot, I ache all over!
Blake: Oh mate, that Calyx track kicked in and you were going spastic!
Yuna: Oh, yeah, Illusions.. I lost it there a bit
Blake: Yes indeed! You made your own mosh pit!
Yuna: No regrets

by Talonz February 20, 2010

Hyper Spastic Rhino

A Hyper Spastic Rhino is somebody who acts crazy and doesn't know what the word Spastic means. They don't look people in the eyes when talking to them and falls down stairs while jumpping rope.

Wow Sarina .. you are such a hyper spastic rhino. Just look me in the eyes and stop jumping rope

by Whoeveryouthinkiam August 11, 2012

Going spastic

(Australian) To go crazy. Cause a scene. Throw a tantrum.

She got sent to the principal’s office for going spastic in class.

by cyclonecasey August 5, 2022

Spastic eagle

The act of nutting on some other guys nut

"Bro you should spastic eagle me."

by Butt But 3000 June 7, 2018