Sploof goof

Creepy person ejaculating in a van down by a river to pictures of little children.

That guy is a sploof goof stay away from him.

That guy was sploof goofing earlier.

by Big body boy 1234 December 29, 2021

sploish

a word used by our mighty king markiplier

some dude:ima sploish you

by the soviet of cunfunkle January 15, 2022

sploinkus

when you be gaming and then you attack something you yell sploinkus (another markiplier word)

little billy gaming and kills a inky lost one and yells sploinkus

by the soviet of cunfunkle January 15, 2022

sploinkunculous

When something is just so amazing that you start sploinking

sheep:

DA BOOM NA DA NOOM NA NANEMA
kay: wow thats so sploinkunculous

by Kaykaykay22 July 11, 2022

cup spliff

1) when you take a paper cup and make it into a spliff!
magical.

2) pretending its a cool new way of hacking bong. just to confuse peole who think they're gangstaaas.

--"wtf is a cup spliff"
"mate, have you not heard?"
--"..yeah.. cup spliff.. i had one last night."
"wow your pretty hard core."

by Lydssss December 19, 2007

Emergency Spliff

An emergency spliff (or emergency joint/blunt) is a spliff you didn't bother finish, so you put it in your pocket for when an emergency comes up, aka. a situation where you just need some high quality dank.

Dude: Oh man, we're going to the cinema to watch Sausage Party later, it sure would be nice with some dank right now

Bro: No worries, i've got an emergency spliff in my pocket!

Dude: Fuck yes

by GolfWang69 October 2, 2016

Lucy spliff

Biggest slag in town speaks to all the lads but it’s because there’s only “about 2 boys in Uttoxeter” rlly pretty rlly annoying smells like poo ditty toe nails and she really likes feet she drawls over mine 24/7

Lucy spliffs legs are always open

List spliff is a stunner

by Unknown., April 27, 2019