Southern philanthropist

A style of facial hair. Similar in appearance to that of the Mutton Chops. The sideburns extend down to the chin, almost to form a full beard, then a thin strip is then carefully shaved down the asscrack of the chin. The addition of a mustache is strictly prohibited while sporting the Southern Philanthropist.

Luke: "Look, its heading for those over-sized Mutton chops"

Obi-Wan- "That's no chops... It a Southern Philanthropist"

by 156231586 September 27, 2010

southern thunder

Extremely loud farts that scare your neighbor.

Damn man, that southern Thunder cleared the whole room.

by SwampAssGoblin February 22, 2018

southern valentine

a classy blow job.

like a jersey valentine, but given in lingerie. no tramp stamp should be visible. effuses a combined air of hospitality, obeisance, and bearing.

After dinner last night, my wife presented me with a cocktail and a southern valentine.

by toosexyformyglasses January 28, 2011

summer southern

Someone amazing beautiful outgoing smart and smiles alot

Damn summer Southern is amazing she's a blessing

by Youngblood879 March 7, 2017

southern champagne

A Southern way of saying Coca-Cola.

Q: Is that southern champagne you're drinking in research class?
A: Yes, yes it is.

by Mr. Mac&Cheese April 30, 2016

Southern Bull

An adult beverage. Half southern comfort, half red bull.

Hey bartender, I'll take a Southern Bull.

by bikerpeace87 December 31, 2009

Southern curry

When hitting it from behind a Dingell Barry falls off the girl and lands on your penis and you proceed to continue fucking her.

Brandon was hitting it from behind and he got a southern curry

by Austin.6661.a7x May 8, 2015