no shower, no sober

Originally coined while highly intoxicated during camping, "No Shower, No Sober" is the motto used by true savages and is a fool-proof way to have an insane time.

"No Shower, No Sober" refers to when a large group of people do not shower or sober up for a period of three or more days. Massive quantities of alcohol are required.

"The line for the showers is hella long, I don't want to wait..."

"Well, fuck that shit anyway, mate. No shower, no sober!"

by Elenitsa August 18, 2006

Sober Drunk

When you havent had anything to drink, but you're acting in a way that makes you look completely smashed. When a girl, typically named Ttephanie is completely sober, but is acting so ridiculous that her friends say she's Sober Drunk.

friend: Ttephanie, Why are you dancing on that table? You havent had anything to drink!

Ttephanie: I'm Sober Drunk!!

by Winnifer October 20, 2010

sober slut

a girl who is a whore when she is completely sober unlike most girls (usually white girls) who need alcohol to give up the drawls

Guy 1: Man I just fucked Vanessa.
Guy 2: Haha how many drinks did she have?
Guy 1: Nah man she didn't have any. She's a sober slut.

by PurdueBound April 25, 2011

Captain Sober

When a single man is sober and takes charge in a group of miscreants that are drunk

Adam - Oh no! The teacher is gunna see us all drunk
Captain Sober - Don't worry I got this guys. Go hide over there.
Teacher - Whats going on here?
Captain Sober - Nothing everything is perfectly fine, I mean, look at me, aren't I perfectly sober? 'Cause I am Captain Sober

by Bigmamas words April 23, 2011

sober juice

Beer.

( After drinking all night long ) " Hey Aaron throw over some of that sober juice!"

by dr.secrets August 4, 2009

Sober Guardian

If you know you are going to be totally wasted, A sober guardian is a close friend who plans to stay sober and make sure you don't do anything stupid.

yeah I was so wasted but luckily My sober guardian kept me in check

by Alriiiiight! July 4, 2011

Clean And Sober

When an individual overcomes substance abuse and is living a life in recovery.

Thank God I’m clean and sober today.

by Christopher Ferry May 7, 2019