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vanilla snowman

when a girl is giving you a blowjob (has to be during winter) and when you're about to cum you dump snow on her face then cum giving the snow the appearance of vanilla ice cream
Guy: so how'd it go with Jessica last night. Guy 2: GREAT! she started sucking me off so I gave her a vanilla snowman!
by Tacocorn13 October 12, 2018
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snowman sandwich

When three men are penetrating a hole at once, and the collective semen from their members dribbles out so much so that it coats their balls. The creates a 3 sack high snowman sandwich
"All of us were fuckin' her in the ass then the cum came out. It ended up making a snowman sandwich!"
by WhydoIive December 12, 2016
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Abominable Snowman

When an overweight/overly obese man is doing anal and ejaculates large amounts of semen inside the rectal cavity. Thus the act of a Santa Claus parody. Because everyone knows Santa gets pussy from Mrs. clause
“Man that beared jiggalo sure did cum a lot in sally’s Ass.

“Yeah he went full Abominable Snowman on her, boom! *imitates avalanche sounds*”
by Boogieclyde December 25, 2018
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Brown Snowman

A “Snow”man that you make during the winter when there isn’t much snow on the ground. Due to the lack of snow, it ends up being mostly dirt. Commonly mistaken for real Black men.
“Hey, you wanna go build a Brown Snowman?”
>Fuck that, just wait for more snow.
by OneWholeGay December 25, 2020
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Spinning snowflake snowman

A Christmas animated item that little kids (squeakers) spend over $200 on.
"Yo I got a spinning snowflake snowman for $24783!!!!"
"They cost $100 to $250 normally."
by gemmyguy6 January 1, 2023
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Peanut butter Snowman

The act of shitting on a glass table after an anal creampie.
You can dress that peanut butter Snowman like a Mr. Potato Head.
by Fecal Freak Fanatic March 13, 2022
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Snowmanable

When you can compact snow, and make it into a snowman.
The snow is snowmanable.
by rabidmutt December 25, 2010
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