snorejob

When both parties fall asleep during a blowjob and the penis stays hard from the vibrations created by snoring.

My girfriend gave me the best snorejob last night - she fell asleep while she was suckin' me but continued to suck my cock with her hardcore snoring.

by wonderwoman73 October 20, 2008

snorcher

Snorting something torcherous.

Snorthing something up the noise that would cause pain.
EX 1: Snorthing Wasabi.
EX 2: You effin wasabi snorcher.

by Derty-E May 26, 2006

snorf

verb. to fake snoring so that your boyfriend/spouse/significant other will think that you are asleep and therefore will no longer have to listen to his/her rambling on about his/her horrible day.

The other night she was going on and on about something and I just couldn't help it, I just had to snorf just so make her shut up!

by Rhiana October 26, 2007

Snom

I'd like to take this moment to remind you that snom stands for
Shit N Overrated Mon

Person 1: man i love snom
Smogon Forums: wrong.

by NuiHarime May 5, 2022

Snorbital

dunking one's head under water whilst blowing bubbles in order to get one's hair wet in preparation for washing.

"Okay, I just snorbitaled, now where's the shampoo?"

by PacMan M. December 29, 2008

Snorfed

to be tired or bored or super out of it

the adj. of the word Snorf

wow man i am super snorfed today.

by asiankoala January 16, 2009

snorboarding

the person on the slopes that is half asleep causing at least himself or herself to fall.

Did you see the old guy snorboarding he almost took out that one kid.

by felkers law March 9, 2009