Sniper Rifle

1) A long-range firearm

2) Something men do when their pee shoots straight forward. You need to move backward as far as possible without having your piss not land in the toilet bowl. Usually results in disaster.

Jonah: Duude! I just did the coolest sniper rifle ever!
Tom: I was wondering why you were hooting.

by SLAAAAAAYER April 19, 2023

rubberband sniper

Someone who hits you with a rubberband from across the classroom without the teacher knowing

"Wow did you see Nick hit Mark with that rubberband?"

"Yeah he must be a rubberband sniper!"

by mr. cannon February 6, 2010

dong sniffer

a dong sniffer is a neat freak gay man who sniffs a cock before giving a blowjob. This isn't unlike a straight guy who fingers a girl and smells the result before going down on her.

I can't believe that dong sniffer smelled my dick! I shower everyday!

by MediaOffline76 October 17, 2010

Hippo Sniffer

When you drink too much at the club and your friends see you with rather large women, they consider you a HIPPO SNIFFER.

Friend: Holy fuck mate, that wanker is a HIPPO SNIFFER' again!

by feelmypain July 13, 2011

chatroom sniffer

A chatroom snffer is someone who has a hard time adopting to new members in a online chat room,,,, They become paranoid when they see a new person,,,, they try to get as much info on the new person as possible because they are paranoid

The chatroom sniffer asked me 100 questions because she didnt feel confortable with me because i was new to a public chatroom

by jjwhite0222 June 20, 2014

Bench Sniffer

Shamefully sycophantic person so needy for connection with the object of their desire they'd do anything to experience an intimate detail of said person's physique, including rushing to sniff the bench they'd just been sitting on.

Larry is always kissing my ass and making clumsy, desperate attempts to spend time with me. He's such a fucking bench sniffer.

by Stitches February 6, 2015

word sniper

pronounciation: wərd snīpər

noun

1. A verbal marksman who attacks someone else in a comment section by taking a potshot at them but doesn't really say anything of substance or worth. Word snipers are not interested in having a real conversation. They normally just make a single, negative reply to another person's comment and take off, never to be heard from again. Their potshot may be related or unrelated to the subject of discussion. Unlike trolls, word snipers don't continually harass other people. They get in, take their shot, and they're gone. Trolls tend to hound people mercilessly for as long as they can get away with it.

Wow, that word sniper was viscous and hurtful while managing to say nothing of consequence.

by XX01011000 March 31, 2015