saddle time

Time spent sitting on the toilet for purposes of poopin.

I'll see you in a bit, I had the Taco Bell value menu lunch and I need some saddle time.

by Some_Comedian April 23, 2018

Snuddle

A giant hug with a snuggle and cuddle while laying down.

When I got home I got in bed and snuddled with my significant other.

I came in the door from work and gave my dog a big snuddle.

by Lisa Lebel January 25, 2018

Swaddled

To be constantly getting sex, and the attention of women.

Tim: "Holy shit, look at Chad, he is always having sex, the ladies love and adore him."
Stan: "Fuck yeah dude, he's swaddled."

by OohSenpai May 9, 2018

Saddleslip

The acutely painful taint punch delivered to an unfortunate perineum, that happens after "falling off the top," during intercourse performed in the "Cowgirl" position or any of it's variations. Also occurs as a result of misplacing oneself during a lap dance.

OVERHEARD BACKSTAGE AT THE STRIP CLUB:

Stripper #1; "Oh my god this g-string is fucking killing me tonight."
Stripper #2 "Why?"
Stripper #3 "She 'prolly got a pogoed falling on someone's lap."

Stripper #! "I wish, I was on top last night and took a rugged saddleslip!"

by Ghostgrrl&B3457b0y May 28, 2018

Saddle sisters

The female version of Eskimo brothers. Two females who have slept with the same guy.

Me and Jenny both slept with Tim so we are saddle sisters.

by Yoursisterjenny December 30, 2019

saddle sister

When you and another person has had sex with the same man.

Me: Hey guess who I took home yesterday? I have a new Saddle sister.I rode that Dick for hours last night.
Friend : please tell me its not my ex ? I don't need you for my saddle sister he add to my family he s been around so much its like we should have reunion.

by Stay slow January 12, 2021

saddle sores

When the excess baggage on bikers thighs gets rubbed raw raw by themselves or the seat/saddle sores.

Yvette got saddle sores because her thunder thighs were rubbed bloody through her bike shorts, by the Velcro strap on her seat bag.

by Momof3intheesea June 4, 2021