Jank Smoker

A person who smokes for the butts of cigarettes. Purposely goes and looks for them by trash cans or smoke pits.

Brendan is such a jank smoker. He's outside picking through the ashtray for butts.

by kanadajesse October 25, 2020

wet smoker

someone who primarily smokes cigarettes after drinking.

"Want to go outside and have a cig?"
"Ah, not yet man. I need some more drinks first. I'm just a wet smoker."

by honestpooper November 15, 2021

Smoker's Window Syndrome

1. The effect that a slightly open car window (2 to 4 inches) has on the probability one will take up the habit of smoking.
2. The fact that 98% of people utilizing partially-opened windows smoke.
3. The long trail of cigarette ash originating from the front-top of the window leading down and behind the starting point.

Bob: "It's a bit stuffy in here. Let me open the window a bit."
Frank: "No no no, Bob! Either put the window all the way down or leave it up! You know Smoker's Window Syndrome will set in and you'll run to buy a pack!"

by Nuxodom November 22, 2009

cock smoker

a person either male or female (or somewhere in between) that loves the cock

Eat a dick you cock smoker

by ??? July 14, 2003

smokers etiquette

the rules for such forms, manners, and ceremonies
i.e: smoking a cig or a bowl.

guy: "dont blow smoke into my face."
chick: "shit, sorry"
guy: "you need to learn some smokers edicate."

OR

*girl gives pipe to her boyfriend..boyfriend looks at pipe**

boyfriend: "why dont you cash the bowl? your supposed to suck it through."
girl: "why"
boyfriend: "bcuz its smokers etiquette. and it preps the bowl for the next person..thats why."

by taylor dgaf May 9, 2011

smoker's pussy

A medical condition caused by excessive tobacco use that has devastating consequences for the vagina. Symptoms include dryness, sagging, blackish-brown discharge, and a strong pungent odor. Smoker's pussy will also cause pubic hair to become yellow and grey.

After fucking a girl with early-onset smoker's pussy, I'm afraid I might have cancer.

by HappyGoJacky August 3, 2018

bum smoker

Somebody that cannot afford their own ciggies and releaves their nicoteen adiction off other's smokes.

"man that lowie keeps staunchin ma fags"
"I know bro shez such a bum smoker"

by P Biddy July 4, 2008