Slurpee

Nickname given to the greatest headcoach this world will ever see the goddamn goat himself

Slurpee is such a fuckin goat

by Slurpee’sdad September 25, 2019

Burpee Slurpee

when you burp and it all starts coming out, and you just gotta suck it down and swallow.

jimmy 1: "dude, i got the *hiccup* hiccups"
jimmy 2: "don't make a fool of us again"
jimmy 1: *hiccup*

*burp*

a mixture of saliva and tequila cover his bottom lip.
jimmy 2: burpee slurpee that shit, the bartender is looking at you.

by kylesmokes December 26, 2020

hillbilly slurpee

When a man has a lip of tobacco in his mouth while part taking on sexual activities. The man then spits his dip spit into the partners asshole then licking it back up while giving a rimjob.

"Hey Dave how was sex last night!"

"It was great! I was with my girl and I tried a hillbilly slurpee"

by Hockeystar25 July 11, 2016

Slurpee DJ

Girl getting a rimjob and a bean flick at the same time from the same person.

Person 1: Laura got the Slurpee DJ from Chad last night, so jelly.
Person 2: Fair dinkum?

by Yuriality July 9, 2021

devil's slurpee

Sucking the jizz out of someone's asshole after having sex with them.

Phillip had a devil's slurpee after getting it on with Timothy.

by Lepysabretizzy June 17, 2016

Lookout Slurpee

When you have a wet ass fart...that your girlfriend then slurps up, with a straw.

Last night, Stacy enjoyed a lookout Slurpee.. after I nearly shat myself..

by SirGradu December 6, 2020

Slurpee Whirpee

A humorous, lighthearted euphemism for performing oral sex on a woman. Often used playfully to imply enthusiastic or affectionate participation, with a nod to the sweet and swirling nature of the act.

Last night, he gave me the best slurpee whirpee I’ve ever had.

by Stallion Lover June 14, 2025