sloke

When you have been eating a lot of salt, or 'cloggy' foods, and you have a drink of either coke or pepsi. A sloke is the feeling you get down your throat when you drink it. A cold chilling fizzy sensation that cures all your dehydrated clogginess.

'I need a sloke after that pizza!'

'The way it slokes down my throat...incredible'

'Bursting for a sloke i swear! I'm so dehydrated :('

by fholme April 7, 2010

Slopey Shouldered

when a person delegates anything given to them or slides it straight off their work load onto someone else out of utter laziness

Boss: Steve, can you print off this large batch of documents for me?

Steve: Ryan can print on his machine *walks off*

Ryan: Thanks, you slopey shouldered t**t.

by RMR@RRC April 26, 2011

Smokey

A dog that gets beat for pooping and peeing in the house. The Smokey gets beat to near death.

As used in a sentence... "God Da**it smokey!"
sentence 2 ... "Smokey you stay off that d**n counter or I will beat your a*s!"

by Caboose4111 April 24, 2010

smokey the fuckin bear

A bear who will burn your ass so bad, you're gonna say "owe! some bear just burned my ass"

Example 1 -
Guy: wanna fuck?
Guy2: depends, are u smokey the fuckin bear?

Example 2-
"Only you can stop me, smokey the fuckin bear, from stopping you from starting me to stop you from starting my own forrest fires."

Example 3-
Guy1: Hi, i'm smokey the fuckin bear.
Homocapian Cross-dresser: You're also high as a duckling.

by smokey-the-fucking-bear (duhrrr) September 9, 2006

Sloke

To slap and choke someone. This could be done as a single motion, but usually is seperated by derogatory remarks/threats.

Blake found out the baby wasn't his, and he sloked that ho right on stage!

by ~ Ill Clinton ~ December 11, 2009

smokey

commonly known as a blojob.
when a female goes "down" on her female counterpart and pleasures him.

aye smokey ther really gd

by d brennan frm st. pats April 21, 2005

smokey colon

the result of someone blowing smoke up my ass.

"Hey, did you talk to the boss about getting a raise?"
"Yep."
"Did he give you the money?"
"No, he just gave me the old smokey colon."

by goblinmonger January 7, 2009