Slob

A better and more descriptive way of saying blow job.

"I was gettin some slob the other night and this girl brought her friend into it for a tag team"

by superduperbreezy July 2, 2016

Slob

Slob meaning someone that is useless and lazy

"Hey, Jim your'e an absolute slob."

by SlightlyRightOfMiddle November 22, 2018

slob dot

The small stain on your shirt you get from sloppy eating.

Well, now I'm a marked man. I've got my slob dot.

by Woodster89 September 29, 2013

Slob Blob

A slob blob is created after a long period of wild masturbation. This is where your penis foreskin gets all mushy and eventually starts turning to liquid. This liquid is called Slob Blob. The slob blob is a very thick liquid that looks black, white, or brown (depending on your skin colour). To regain your foreskin back, you must quickly start scooping up the slob blob, then eat it.

Yo James, my Dick feels weird.

Oh, that's not good. Wait a sec, what is that black shit seeping outta your pants?

Oh no, that's my first slob blob!

by Elijahahha ft. james mitchell March 9, 2020

Slob

Billy's dad.

< Nasty ass>
<Doesn't know how to clean up after there self>

Your a slob

by Ahdbdis May 26, 2021

Corn slob

When a feminist is chosen by natural selection to poop on your corn (penis) and/or decides to bite all the individual feces particles off of your knob.

Yo, you know that chick in our class Sallie? She gave me corn slob no cap

by IndefiniteMorrisavich March 28, 2019

Dirt slob

A dirt slob is a shit slob who doesn't wipe his ass and wears shit stained underwear.

It sucks to live near a dirt slob.

by Bill Beef July 4, 2025