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alabama snake slide

"two in the cooter and one in the pooper" Known up north as the shocker. The act of fingering a girls vag with two fingers and inserting the other in her butt.
steph is a real freak enjoys the old alabama snake slide.
by Jack Mehoff2 June 22, 2008
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slip n slide

When a girl is on top and she rubs her vag up and down your dick while its pinned against your stomach.
This girl gave me the slip n slide for so long my dick is raw.
by throbson September 23, 2008
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i split my sides

when something that is humorous or witty someone may say "i split my sides" refering to them laughing very hard
tim: whats 300 pounds, lives in the attic, only eats pizza and only drinks beer?
john: i dont know, what?
tim: you
barry: i split my sides
by neonbrian December 21, 2008
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Slide to unlock

A method to pass the lock screen and get into the operating system to use it. Users are required to slide their finger on a predefined position on the lock screen. Popularised by Apple's iPhone, and Apple has patented the whole vague idea, thus making it one of the most ridiculous patents yet.

There hardly could be a method to unlock the screen by doing a certain action on the screeen itself without violating that patent. For example, Apple also claimed that a tap on the screen is a 'zero-length sliding'. Microsoft introduced a picture password unlock screen to Windows 8, but that is also essentially a slide to unlock.

Google has improved and diversified the slide to unlock on Android in many ways, so that now they look so very different. Yet, Apple wants to ban Android products for this patent or wants the manufacturers to pay a ridiculously high patent fee for this.
A Japanese man: You know, we used to slide the door to open it and get into the room.

An Apple guy: Hey, that sounds like slide to unlock to me. You violated our patent! You'd better stop using that door.

A Japanese man: We had those since thousands years ago?

An Apple guy: Doesn't matter. We've got the patent. See you in the court.
by typingcat August 15, 2012
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slide left

To ignore a call on your smartphone by sliding the red bar left instead of the green bar right to answer.
Matthew: "Dude, Carlynn just called, i totally slide lefted that bitch."
Zack: "Why, you don't want bothered?"
Matthew: "I had to watch Megan Good just to keep it up with her. I don't want that EVER again."
Zack: "Damn kid, thats harsh. But understandable."
by ThatPrettyNilla February 24, 2012
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Slidet

When someone or something is poor, fat , ugly, disfigured, degenerate, retarded ect.
Damn... look at that girl I found on YUBO, she's so slidet!
by BroderJohn October 30, 2020
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sack slide

1. An act within oral sex when the scrotum (sack) is licked continually up and down motion (sliding)

2. The act of travelling down an amusement slide on a sack
1. "I can make a guy ejaculate with a sack slide better than anyone else"

2. "Hey man, what are you up to tonight?"
"Heading over to Luna Park for the fun of a sack slide."
by Camicca October 7, 2011
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