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Canadian Sleeping Bag

When one cannot achieve sleep due to the Artic-like temperatures, and is forced to ask a Canadian friend to spoon them for body heat. As you may know, Canadians are completely unaffected by the cold.
Guy 1: "Dude it's freezing, can you give me a Canadian Sleeping Bag?"

Canadian: "No problem, eh"
by JessOdair August 31, 2011
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Sexting

When a guy and a girl send dirty text messages back and forth to eachother. Pictures may also be included, but only if you're lucky.
Guy: I wanna fuck you so bad right now
Girl: Oh same here...How are you gonna do it?
Guy: Well first i would......
Girl: Oh yes! keep talkin.

When can we stop Sexting, and just have real sex?
by Sublime300 June 19, 2008
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Sextinguish

The act of cheering one up by granting them the give of sex.
Person A: What's wrong?
Person B: My dog died. *Sniffle*
Person A: Oh, well I know how to cheer you up...*Unzips pants* They don't call me the Sextinguisher for nothing!
by The Sextinguisher January 11, 2009
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Sexting

Boy: "I want you so bad right now,"
Girl: "I want you more."

We were sexting last night.
by Beannnx3 April 20, 2009
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Slexting

Directly translated as sleep texting, but used to describe texting while in a drowsy state
Tom Brady broke his cell phone because he was slexting scandalous photos to his girlfriend.
by cja25 September 9, 2015
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Sleeping Tray

A Large Bed that usually involves a buttload of hot chicks and one guy that have sexual activity with each other all at once.
I had a Sleeping Tray with 6 chicks involved.
by Your Mom 3000 January 29, 2009
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Sleeping Bennet

The opposite of a raging Arnold:

A small and flaccid state of the penis, typically brought on by excessive alcoholism, the sight of butt-ugly women or the smell of fish wafting from a woman's vagina.

A metaphor for the penis stemming from the arch rival of John Matrix Arnold Schwarzenegger in the movie Commando called Bennet who was a total hom.
Andre: So, did you bang her last night?

Johnny: Nah man, I had a raging Arnold in the beginning but when I went down on her it stank of duck pâté, so she gave me a sleeping Bennet.
by Johnny Massacre October 1, 2010
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