slapping the panda

This is when you are mouth fucking someone when their head is upside down (they are on their back with their head hanging off the bed) you fuck so hard that your balls hit their eyes and give them black eyes like a panda. Before you cum you pull out and slap you cock across their face while you cum, painting their face white.

Two nights ago I hooked up with this person that was really into slapping the panda.

by Localbuzz December 26, 2014

Slamping

When a guy is slapping his dong in someone’s face.

Mike is slamping his big dick in her face

by Slamper July 8, 2019

The Slurping

The end of lunch when that one Chinese kid starts slurping up the rest of his lunch including all the dog meat, eyeballs, organs, and bones.

“Did you see the slurping when xiungli slurped all those dog guts up during lunch that was disgusting”

by Osama 69/11 December 15, 2018

slurping cox

Also known as "Cockethy." A slurping cox is a person who licks sweetcorn directly off a penis.

"Hi there Ed, fancy a bit of slurping cox, oh and you too Malik"

by Brim March 31, 2005

slapping

Noun. Also "a good slapping": Uk.

A physical assault occaisioning actual bodily harm, but not grievous, which would be a good hiding.

Don't do that or i'll give you a slapping.

1. Did you hear about that bloke last night? Gave this lad a right good slapping!

2. Yeah, broke his nose. I heard it was a proper good hiding.

1. Nah, he didn't get him on the floor and kick fuck out of him or anything.

by edjog! January 9, 2006

Snarping

An impromptu solo dance primarily performed in Panamanian strip clubs whereby the performer fully extends one arm to the side, keeping it perpendicular to their body with palm facing downward, fingers together and outstretched, and wrist bent slightly upward. The dancer frenetically gallops while sidestepping in the direction of the guiding arm, occasionally pausing to squat in sync to the music while switching arms in a blade-like, slicing motion. Leaning forward with one palm to the floor and gyrating the buttocks high in the air gives additional flare. Success is determined by a positive reaction from female dancers, negative reaction from male patrons, and maintaining this fine balance without being ejected from the establishment. Free drinks and lap-dances are also considered signs of approval.

"Dude, did you see Nick? He's been Snarping for 5 hours straight!"

by Jophery Bogglesworth January 9, 2012

slapping the hog

Masturbation. Beating your meat

I caught Lex slapping the hog. Sicko badicko!!!

by Skates January 22, 2014