skunk drunk

to be so high that you feel as impaired as you when drunk

Bud: Dude can you give me a ride?
Bro: Sorry my man bud im skunk drunk

by kykymot February 24, 2014

Skunk Mutt

1. The opposite of a sex kid.
2. A skanky, uncool uptight wannabe sex kid.

Dick Cheney and Helen Hunt are two notable skunk mutts.

by Cool Ray September 14, 2008

Skunk in the backyard

When some stinky smell is coming out from the butt part of the body.
Being farty, having flatulence, cut the cheese.
Having excessive stomach or intestinal gas which can result in passing of gas from the rectum.

"Gosh ! I had Korean food for lunch, and now I feel like I have a skunk in the backyard"

by Noredine June 11, 2013

Skunk cunt

When a pussy looks cute and innocent from a far but has a smell that could strip the paint of a car and leave you smelling like a dump. Probably will have to bath in tomato juice.

Bruh, I heard your girl got the skunk cunt.

by ZestySock March 08, 2018

Skunk Boy

Character in the hit show, Awesome League.

12 years old, also smells really bad

Skunk boy was so funny in the new Awesome League episode. Just kidding.

by TheAndy101 December 22, 2021

Skunk Rusted

when your laying down masturbating and you bus-a-nut on yourself and your sperm drips all the way down into you asshole

"dude i was beating my dick yesterday and i skunk rusted myself" { TB-SG }

by young dagger dick { rip X } August 01, 2018

Flatten the skunk

Smoke a joint, smoke pot, smoke marijuana, smoke cannabis. Derived from the smell, similar to that of a skunk

Smells like someone is flattening the skunk.

Anyone want to flatten the skunk at lunch?

by Rose Ruby October 31, 2013