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Skreed

Lowlife person who doesn’t shower much; spends most their time getting high. They needed to wash their hair five days ago, and needed a haircut two months ago. Do not invite them over to meet your parents, they’ll show up late and high, ignore everyone around watching YouTube Shorts. (Their phone that they bummed off their step dad is so obsolete it doesn’t support TikTok.)
They tend to hang out with other skreeds in large numbers, either getting high together or making everyone around them uncomfortable by being too loud in public places. They get kicked out of malls a lot. They love the mall though.
Working at Spencer’s is the worst because skreeds come in and think I don’t notice them shoplifting.
by Carlisle41 December 4, 2025
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Kentucky Skeeball

When a woman takes a ping pong ball and inserts it into her vagina , then forcing it out and having her partner catch it in thier mouth
Man that bachelor party was wild! Especially when she did that Kentucky skeeball and john caught it first try!
by BigDnrgy June 12, 2022
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Kentucky skeeball

When a female puts a ping ping ball into her hoo hah, and tries to shoot it into her partner's mouth
Yo dude, me and Jessica played Kentucky skeeball last night.
by Theyused June 25, 2022
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Big Skreen

Big Skreen is a sandwich made from leftover popcorn from a previous movie experience where the popcorn is layered between two or more slices of bread of your choosing.
Dude, I made myself a big skreen last night cuz '23 got me broke af!
by SA Fox Mulder February 15, 2023
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