skirt shank

The act of going up behind a woman or girl wearing a skirt, and promptly cutting that skirt apart to reveal the woman or girls undergarments. This is usually done with scissors, a knife, or even by hand mostly to sleeping girls. It is seen in some Japanese molestation pornography.

"That creep skirt shanked that schoolgirl taking a nap at the park. What a fucking degenerate."

by Fumuru February 15, 2020

Skirt-lifter

Informal term for particularly virulent female flatulence.

The woman farted. It was a real skirt-lifter.

by The Great Canadian dogfox December 1, 2017

elbow skirt

When the upper arm is so fat, the fat hangs down over the elbow forming a skirt.

Hey. G! Look at the chick with an elbow skirt!

by Kaystorm16 September 2, 2021

skirt bandit

Adj. Someone whomst has more luck/skill at getting their hand up/in a womans skirt or dress.

"She ended up sleeping with ol billy last night! That skirt bandit!

by TheSkirtBandit November 4, 2018

men in skirts

cute

men in skirts are cute

by GayPersonWithNoLife July 2, 2022

Schrödinger's Skirt

Mostly used in reference with anime characters of typically traditional feminine traits, specifically wearing the clothing apparel known as skirts. This term implies that no one knows what is under the skirt and whatever is under the skirt is the observer's choice, implying the aforementioned anime character might be a femboy or an actual girl, or perhaps an all devouring eldritch being. This term was arguably first used by semi-popular American/Serbian YouTuber LivingIronicallyInEurope, in reference to his YouTube account's PFP.

John: Man, hentai's so confusing nowadays, you never know who's a girl and who's a boy.
Rohn: I know, everyone's wearing a Schrödinger's skirt.

by DrinksVodkaWatchesWolfsburg February 17, 2022

skirt steak

Result of excessive vaginal plunging or old age causing the lips of the vagina to flap in the wind

Scott plunged it so hard that she now flaps in the wind

by yummy yummy to my tummy March 4, 2005