1. wins at tourettes
2. totally legit
3. destroys enlay prehodo at animal fights
4. disco pogo
5. innovative dance moves
6. grey shirt
7. sassy
2. totally legit
3. destroys enlay prehodo at animal fights
4. disco pogo
5. innovative dance moves
6. grey shirt
7. sassy
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The negative and low lying nature, habits, mannerisms, that are common to weak, effeminate men, raised in a matriarchal/late stage single mother society and culture that is devoid of any logic, rational thought, and benefit to the male agent. Activity that is to the sole benefit of women and not the male agents in question regardless of negative and positive outcomes.
The total and collective culture of modern men, revolving around benefitting women in the form of martyr like characteristics. A culture created by the lack of fathers and or father figures that works to transfer all positive gains from the male sex to the female sex.
The generally looked down upon culture of men doing anything for the possibility of getting pussy no matter the cost in financial, physical and mental terms. The collective mannerisms, culture and activities that are generally reviled among men raised in two parent households and those with strong male presence in their lives.
The total and collective culture of modern men, revolving around benefitting women in the form of martyr like characteristics. A culture created by the lack of fathers and or father figures that works to transfer all positive gains from the male sex to the female sex.
The generally looked down upon culture of men doing anything for the possibility of getting pussy no matter the cost in financial, physical and mental terms. The collective mannerisms, culture and activities that are generally reviled among men raised in two parent households and those with strong male presence in their lives.
1. Brodie1: She said she would not have sex with him until he showed commitment and put the time, finances and effort in to show his value to her.
Brodie 2: She's a single mother with 3 kids already. The horse left the barn, it isn't even in it anymore. The dumbass married her, damn what an idiot.
Brodie1: I just could never engage in simpery at that level ever in my life. My parents would disown me. Make that shit make sense.
Brodie2: It dont make sense period. The promulgation of simpery in modern society has led to a rapid decline of family values and healthy family structures to give children the best chance to make it in life. Shit is all the way sad. Shit is all they way bad.
Brodie 2: She's a single mother with 3 kids already. The horse left the barn, it isn't even in it anymore. The dumbass married her, damn what an idiot.
Brodie1: I just could never engage in simpery at that level ever in my life. My parents would disown me. Make that shit make sense.
Brodie2: It dont make sense period. The promulgation of simpery in modern society has led to a rapid decline of family values and healthy family structures to give children the best chance to make it in life. Shit is all the way sad. Shit is all they way bad.
by Mister Northeast October 28, 2021
Get the Simpery mug.Emma: Omg, Tony is so hot, he is literally the man of my dreams. Can you believe he drives a BMW? Wow holy. I want him to have my babies. He is literally the GOAT.
Eleanor and Mary turn to each other while watching Emma.
"What a simperella"
Eleanor and Mary turn to each other while watching Emma.
"What a simperella"
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Get the Sipperish mug.He/She is usually a very well hearted person who loves to interact. Usually very attractive and is a kind hearted soul that loves and hates people.
by TheNimble1 February 5, 2019
Get the Simerpreet mug.Someone who doesn't finish their alcohol before they open a new can/bottle and then doesn't admit that the unfinished drinks are theirs. This results in numerous half-full drinks left lying around.
John: "Who keeps leaving these half-full bottles around?"
Ben(Phantom Sipper): "Not me."
John: "Someone is a phantom sipper!"
Ben(Phantom Sipper): "Not me."
John: "Someone is a phantom sipper!"
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