Alvin Shuffle

When a tall man inserts his penis into his own anal captivity whilst dancing to drake.

I peeked into John's window and saw him doing the Alvin shuffle

by ya boy the average kid June 2, 2022

The Tyler Shuffle

Where you lay down on the floor and pretend to have a seizure as a dance move.

Person 1: Oh my god, Tyler's busting out The Tyler Shuffle
Person 2: SHEESH HE'S GOATED WITH THE SAUCE MAN

by MC_Wrath May 9, 2022

Army shuffle

the feeling you get when you need to evacuate your bowels while running, causing you to squeeze your cheeks together as you keep going

I should have taken a dump before PT this morning because after the first mile, I was doing the Army shuffle.

by pacofajita8 June 24, 2009

chinaman shuffle

When passenger (most notably on the TTC in Toronto) turns their knees to the side to let you in or out of your window seat instead of standing up for 3 seconds so that you can enter or exit the seat without obstructions.

I almost tripped getting out of my seat because the guy in aisle seat did the chinaman shuffle

by chingchongpotato February 10, 2014

Teapot Shuffle

The pose adopted by one downloading porn; double clicking with one hand and spanking off with the other. The participant's silhouette is reminiscent of the actions of the well known nursery rhyme 'I'm a little teapot'

My cleaner walked in on me while I was doing the the teapot shuffle.

by Gay Indifference July 5, 2008

Ali shuffle

Muhammad Ali's footwork while boxing.

- while ya` watched his feet , he used to punch ya` right in da nose.

- Nuthin' bfeeded Alah` shuffle, man.

- once he said: " dere be no shame in goin` down, da shame be in staying down ".

-...hehehe...a lot uh boxers stayed down with his Ali shuffle.

by William Warney March 14, 2010

iPod shuffle

The newest member of the iPod line. Consisting of a white plastic bar with a wheel and the shuffle button, it is mainly geared towards the low end user. Offered in 500MB and 1GB models costing 99 and 150 dollars respectively.

Clyde had always wanted to get an iPod, but they were far too expensive for his lifestyle, until the iPod shuffle was released

by Stevie Wonder on Crack January 11, 2005