Shoulder Buddy

A friend so close, you can unzip your pants and lay your wang on their shoulder, without protest.

My shoulder buddy is really well hung.

by ?Måt¿ May 05, 2005

warm shoulder

When someone wants to turn their back to you, while still intending to pay attention to the person they are with. Frequently used while lying in bed but needing to flip over to the other side.

Lars: Nat, I'm gonna give you the warm shoulder, I just need to flip sides and lay on my left side right now.

Nat: I understand.

by Laleph May 21, 2010

sloppy shoulders

Sloppy shoulders, a person whom consistently attempts to avoid responsibility for their own actions or others they have authority over.

A person whom knows how to do a job properly, put cannot be bothered to do it probably, does half the job and does it badly.

Sloppy shoulders I’ve shown you how to do this correctly countless times

by Matthew1900 January 16, 2007

Shoulder Candy

When someone sneaks up and puts candy on your shoulder for a childish laugh.

Mother!! Stop doing that shoulder candy sh*t while I drive my train game!!!!

by Naughty Biscuit October 19, 2019

Ass Shoulder

The portion of the body where the upper buttocks meet the hips.

Dude, Carmen Elektra has bangin' ass shoulders. I'd fuck that shit.

by MisterBanana January 08, 2011

shit shoulder

Carrying the shit on your shoulder.

My parent's shit fell on my shoulders. Now I walk around with a shit shoulder.

by Zockoism January 20, 2018

Shoulder Chrome

When somebody has dandruff so badly, you mistake them for the polar ice caps. Blizzards in Siberia ain't got nothing on this guy.

I thought I saw the Abominable Snowman, but it was just Ted and his bad case of shoulder chrome.

by Yoshie March 07, 2008