Bowel Shock

A shit so terrible it requires both physical and emotional recovery

"I undercooked my dinner. My shits were so terrible I curled up in a ball afterwards and just stared at my lamp."

"Classic bowel shock... you want a hug?"

by AtomicKoi December 1, 2021

Pixel-Shock

The shock of finding, upon revisiting a retro game, that your memory has mistakenly rendered the old game in modern graphics.

"I played Legend of Zelda for the first time in like 20 years this weekend. Talk about pixel-shock, I'd remembered the game like a painting and it looked like Pac-Man."

by curatethewords April 16, 2014

shock snap

when you say something to shock the person and then take a pic immediately after to capture their hilarious shock face.

haha look at the hilarious shock snap i took of her!

by buffy14 April 12, 2014

Shock and ahh

The act of tasing an individual and then tea bagging them while they are incapacitated.

Gave him the shock and ahh.

TWL

by Devildog TWL November 11, 2018

Shock Tip

When you build up static electricity and, just when you're about to insert during coitus, the tip of your penis zaps the vulva.

A little sting from a shock tip won't stop this wonderful ritual of sexual intercourse!

by secretPerver April 26, 2011

Eucalyptic Shock

1. The act of consuming or touching Eucalyptus or Aloe-based products. This results in relapsing in to Eucalyptus shock.

1. Jessica exclaimed, "This has Aloe in it! I'll go in to Eucalyptic shock!"

by AnonymousPeopleUnited October 16, 2018

Shock Effect

Used to apologize for accidentally saying the most inhumane, detrimental statement without thinking.

"Ah sorry about what I just said man, had the shock effect."

by MindOfLaw October 20, 2022