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shape shifter

Someone who morphs their life to match the person they happen to be dating, i.e. adopt the same taste in music, movies, fashions, foods, mannerisms, etc.
My ex was a shape shifter. After two months, it was like I was having sex with myself.
by Dr. Kenneth Noisewater February 16, 2005
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shiet

When you are excreting waste from your anus, and you verbally tell your surroundings; when the shit is so bad that it covers the walls, the ground, the ceiling, the mirror, and the children.
bro did you see the shiet at cornerstone? that shiet's insane.
by poopynigersaurus January 31, 2020
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European Stick-Shift

The act of receiving a hand job while driving
Nick: Dude I was giving her a ride home yesterday and she gave me a European Stick-Shift

Josh: No way that's awesome.
by J Mad September 1, 2009
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reality shift

n. 1. the manifestation of objects appearing, disappearing, transforming and transporting. 2. changes in the way we experience time. 3. any sudden, abrupt alteration of physical reality with no apparent physical cause. 4. the source of synchronicity.
John discovered that his keys had experienced a reality shift. He found them right where he'd looked to begin with when he noticed they were missing -- in the very spot where he knew for sure they hadn't been, just a moment before.
by Cynthia Sue Larson September 5, 2003
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Shaital

A really fun cute girl that is also very shy. Experiences many emotions in a very short amount of time. An Indian girl that usually marries a boy named Ajay.
Phil: That girl is so bipolar!
Eric: No dude she's just shaital
by Gigalo345 August 16, 2010
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Shaitan

Satan, Devil, Eblis, Mephistohpeles, Lucifer, Belial
Viewed as arch enemy to humanity.
or by satanics as oneself as a true god to follow.
in "Satanism" Satan is myself to praising him is praising oneself.
in "Judaism" there's no devil or being that tempts to evil, it is the bad tempt in all humans without embodiment.
in "Christianity" Satan-Devil is the fallen angel from heavens who wanted to be like God and who is the source of all evil and mischief in the world.
in "Isalm" Shaitan-Eblees is a djinni made of smokless flame unlike angels made of light, he tempts humans but humans are a source of evil as well.
-"Is shaitan immortal?"
-"as long as you live."
by mansatan July 8, 2006
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Sweating Like a Whore on Night Shift

Sweating like a Whore on Night Shift. Sweating profously like a Prostitute after servicing one sleazy client after the other in a marathon of immoral transactions. In the same league as "Sweating like a Rapist" or "Sweating like a Paedophile in a playground"!
Betty: Oh the heat would kill you in here!
Mark: I know, I'm Sweating like a Whore on Night Shift!
Betty: Less of the swearing you!
Mark: Aw right then, I'm sweatin like Pavarotti in a cake shop!
Betty: Better!
by Magnesium Sulphate April 19, 2006
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