Shatnerette

Any person who enjoys a good Shatner (sweet feet meat treat). Shatnerette is not gender specific, and refers to both the person performing the Shatner and the person receiving the Shatner.

I sure hope this new girl is a Shatnerette. I’m all stocked up on sandwich fixins and ready to slather those toes in mayo.

by Bexxx210 February 6, 2022

Shanzer

Typically someone who has reached a point of being below a cuck. They are the one's who pray and dream of being cucked, which usually leads to them paying other men to have sexual intercourse with their significant other.

Example: "You're not even worthy of being called a cuck, you're worse than a cuck. You're a Shanzer. Get out of my sight."

by trainlocks October 8, 2022

Shatner suite

The crappiest room on a given hotel floor, generally reserved for people who booked through Priceline and other discount hotel booking sites. Named for Priceline spokesman William Shatner.

We got the Shatner suite. Right by the elevator and ice machine.

by JasonKY March 12, 2023

red spanner

Oxy-acetylene torch/welder. Called a red spanner due to its versatility.

Go and get the red spanner to cut that piece of bar

I used the red spanner to weld that bit of pipe

by mickwheelz July 13, 2009

Ghetto Scanner

Taking a picture of a picture with a camera, or cell phone to send, or post online.

Take a picture of that picture with your ghetto scanner.

by jasoncorder24 January 17, 2012

bent spanner

A bent spanner is a penis that is so long and bent out of shale that a person with a bent spanner can use it to touch their own anal cavity when erect.

My friend has a bent spanner

by Ieatpineapple October 15, 2017

mace spanner

A turd that spans from edge to edge of the toilet and isn’t touching the water. The mace portion of the definition comes from the undigested peanut chunks sticking out the length of the turd!

Honey, get a tape measure so we can measure my mace spanner in the shitter before we chop it up and flush it!

by Cryptic dude December 20, 2017