Sculptures by the Selective
An Australian event held on beaches, including Cottesloe, WA, where disabled people are only allowed access two days out of fourteen.
Ensuring that the beach matting is only laid out on those days prevents 'visual disruption', according to the organisers, and has other tangible benefits including minimal environmental disruption because it is only open to cripples on weekdays.
Next year the organisation plans to further develop their commitment to exclusivity by targeting and discriminating against other minority groups who may be visually disruptive due to their skin colour, flamboyance or utterly unacceptable forms of clothing that may reflect a person's culture.
In 2019, Sculptures will introduce the 'Sculptures ban the Sarong' campaign so that beachgoers and artists will be less distracted by potentially visually disruptive beachwear.
An Australian event held on beaches, including Cottesloe, WA, where disabled people are only allowed access two days out of fourteen.
Ensuring that the beach matting is only laid out on those days prevents 'visual disruption', according to the organisers, and has other tangible benefits including minimal environmental disruption because it is only open to cripples on weekdays.
Next year the organisation plans to further develop their commitment to exclusivity by targeting and discriminating against other minority groups who may be visually disruptive due to their skin colour, flamboyance or utterly unacceptable forms of clothing that may reflect a person's culture.
In 2019, Sculptures will introduce the 'Sculptures ban the Sarong' campaign so that beachgoers and artists will be less distracted by potentially visually disruptive beachwear.
'Sculptures by the Selective will maintain our commitment to exclusivity by only providing access to white cishet men with suits and post-nominals.'
'We hold our commitment to ableism close to our hearts. In a perfect world, someone would make sure marginalised populations were excluded even more, but we've only been able to manage twelve days.'
'We hold our commitment to ableism close to our hearts. In a perfect world, someone would make sure marginalised populations were excluded even more, but we've only been able to manage twelve days.'
by Some Kind of Superstar May 11, 2018
Get the Sculptures by the Selectivemug. When people want equality in situations where they've historically been disadvantaged, but want tradition in situations where they've historically been advantaged.
by YourPreudonym October 14, 2022
Get the Selective Equalitymug. When you don't like one or more players on your favourite sports team and cheer for everyone but them.
by ohlgirl November 20, 2010
Get the selective cheeringmug. the moment when your eating frys from an average restuarant like mcdonalds or burger king and start getting near the bottom where the ones left are to crispy, or cold, so you choose the best ones to eat and throw the rest out
Guy 1- hey man hurry up and eat, we gotta go
Guy 2- man shut up and hold on, im doin a fry selection
Guy 2- man shut up and hold on, im doin a fry selection
by Smokey Legend January 9, 2008
Get the fry selectionmug. Flipping out at a moment that you selected of a time/situation. Rather than doing it any time any place! 😆🤕👀🙄
by Agees March 7, 2023
Get the Selective Outburstmug. When you spread your anus wide and someone comes up and has their penis select your bodancuous and beautiful butt
by Weatherstripping May 21, 2024
Get the Player Selectmug. The characteristic describing someone who claims they are smart, yet they choose not to be. this justifing their actions being in opposition to the claim. Usually the person relies on the term as a fallback to hide their insecurities regarding their scholastic disadvantage
Person 1 “Wow, I can’t believe you did that! You are so dumb!”
Person 2 “I’m not dumb, I’m selectively genius!”
Person 2 “I’m not dumb, I’m selectively genius!”
by Typically_fresh February 14, 2019
Get the Selectively Geniusmug.