Secret blondie.

When you dye your hair a darker (and usually duller) color, to make people think you are either smarter or not as wild as they thought (because everyone gets tired of blond jokes, and rude pigs)

Girl: "I'm busted."

Girl's best friend: "Busted how?"

Girl: "My boyfriend saw my dye fading, now he know I'm a secret blondie."

by Kayaluki!!!!!! October 18, 2009

Secret milk

An obscure reference to something sexual, different for everybody. Many times refers to cum/breast milk.

I can't tell you what the secret milk is, it's a secret.

by Manure June 27, 2015

Secret Weeaboo

the act of being a weeaboo but in secret and not admitting it to anyone

oh that gay dude George is a secret weeaboo

by ItsYaiGayboiSHmoob November 14, 2016

Secret spy

Verb. To sneak up on somebody or to do something stealthily.

Mike - "I had to secret spy my way into that ho's house through the front door while her parents were asleep.. best night of my life."

Dillon - "Man, you're a badass. I wish I could be more like you."

by dante-ray August 03, 2006

Secretive caio

a secretive caio is a person who is a man whore that does his ways in private and no one knows, he fucks with multiple girls at a time but never dates them or wants people finding out

“Wow he is such a secretive caio, i heard he fucked with becky and jessica at the same time!”

by Phishfoodlover9 February 25, 2018

secret lag

Secret Lag : (P noun) a cloud of unidentifed LAG forcing 56k to be real shitty even though it is known to be shitty cause its only 56K!! Coined by Mah Wellz0r.

OMG d00d, my 56k connection is getting owned by the secret lag admin.

by m4rkz0r June 02, 2006

Victoria's Secret

what both man an women can enjoy

men:like to look at almost naked chicks
women:like to shop for under garments

Example 1: "close laptop"

friend: where you watching porn
you: no "opens laptop"
friend: oh Victoria's Secret website

you:yep

Example 2:
women: hey this Victoria's secret panties are uncomfortable i think I'm going to take them off
You:ok

by bananafarm April 15, 2014