Scottish Christmas

When a man has lesbian sex with a women, made possible by the fact that the man is wearing a skirt, and that it is so cold out that his manhood has shrunken up inside of him, effectively making him a women.

She said she was bi but I don't believe her, because all she ever wanted was a Scottish Christmas

by S.E.X. Ed November 15, 2011

Scottish Rite Freemasonry

The specific area of Freemasonry existing in plain sight home to some of the most foul of the dirtiest blood thirsty deviant perverse Satanic demon posessed portals to hell contriving leery eyed old men in white chaffeur caps who happen to have a thing for young blonde haired blue eyed guys, that being said of which are all extremely homosexual and more extremely closeted, home to where some of the most bizarre rituals are conducted whereupon dead bodies are odiously played with and skulls drank from like some raunchy party at Puff Daddy's. A venerable whorehouse of deceit and ogre like men, its generally a good idea to stay far away from the demon portals.

Ah no wonder that guy in Norway snapped and killed all those innocent people, he was with Scottish Rite Freemasonry.

by 666357J753666 August 23, 2011

scottish bobsled

getting fucked from behind right in the ass while the fucker and fuckee are both wearing kilts.

Have you ever tried the scottish bobsled? I can do it better than anyone. I can play the bagpipes while taking it in the coolie.

by pepe July 30, 2004

Scottish skirted

to be "kilt", intentionally sounding like "killed." A play on words.

"We Scottish skirted those bastards in the game today!"

by K-Dub & J-Dub March 22, 2007

Scottish Goodbye

Flashing the party your dick on the way out.

ME: Damn, Roger is getting an indecent exposure citation.
Her: Yeah, well when you Scottish Goodbye at a childs birthday party what do you expect.

by Parkaaa June 22, 2018

Scottish Bog Trotter

When the fine lady you're with agrees to anal but has an arse is so filthy you can't even be sure there's a definite hole, you go ahead with it then switch real quick to her snatch to teach her a lesson with your shit covered dick.

Tim: Did she finally let you in the back door?

Mike: Yeah, but she was so gross I had to give her the Scottish Bog Trotter so she'd clean her shit up.

by divinas commedia September 12, 2011

Scottish

1. Second Name Is 'Mac' Something
2. Ginger
3. Speaks Too Fast
4. Heavy Drinker
5. Sexist
6. Racist
7. Refers To Themselves As Scottish, Not British
8. Hates The English For No Obvious Reason Other Than Their English

wife : i wish you would help around the house more
husband : back tae the kitchen wi ye woman and get me a beer

scottish man : we scots are better than them english scum

by CamboMacKay June 2, 2010