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Schrödinger’s chat

When you receive a chat notification on your phone, see the preview snippet, but are either too reticent or to read the full message. So the message is both simultaneously good and bad at the same time. This provides the reassurance required to continue to ignore the message.
*beep beep* Ooop a WhatsApp from the boss, nah I'll give that the Schrödinger’s chat treatment for now.
by hobnobz May 27, 2020
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Schrodinger's ugly

Anyone and everyone online is ugly until proven otherwise.
friend 1-"i met this girl online but shes still in Schrodinger's ugly phase"

friend 2-"what"
by Flornk-lyTheClamMan June 10, 2020
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Schrodinger's Crap

When the bathroom smells so bad, you don't know if your roommate forgot to flush but, the only way to find out is to go in there.
"The bathroom has reeked for an hour now, there must be a unflushed deuce in the bowl."
"Then go in there and flush it if you're so sure."
"I don't wanna be the one who opens the door to Schrodinger's Crap!"
by Stpaul83 June 19, 2020
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Schrodinger's ninja

A person who is not wearing a mask, but still somehow manages to sneak into a place where masks are required, especially when there are guards at the entrance.
I was so confused! This man must have been a ninja to have been able to so easily sneak in without a mask. But if he actually was a ninja, then he would have been wearing a mask anyways! What manner of strange creature was this who was both a ninja and not? It was Schrodinger's ninja!
by Vinderex July 8, 2020
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Schrodinger's DWI

When an internet celebrity dies but nobody can confirm if they really died or not.
"Hey did you hear iFunny's DeepWebIntel died?"

"I don't know he's faked shit in the past for popularuty"

"Geeze I guess we got a Schrodinger's DWI here..."
by AntiCommunistAction September 7, 2020
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Schrödinger's Debater

Derived from Schrödinger's Douchebag, Schrödinger's Debater is someone who, in an argument, determine if they are trolling or serious depending on if they are winning or losing.

If winning, They will claim their argument is pure fact, and that the opponent lost to them. If losing, however, they will claim that they were simply trolling the whole time and that their opponent was stupid, and fell right into their ploy. This is usually a deflective method used by insecure assholes who wish to feel superior, even when they lose.
"I was arguing with this asshole for hours online, and when I started winning, he suddenly claimed that he had actually been trolling me the whole time. What a Schrödinger's Debater."
by HeiEnvader12139 November 11, 2020
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Schrödinger's SIMP

A SIMP that will attempt to hit on a girl and play it off as a joke. This typically manifests in incels that lack the confidence to actually declare their attraction to a female. You can easily spot one of these grotesque creatures if you call them out on discord for it and they respond "bro I was joking" or "dude I was being ironic."
Girl: "Jeez, I've been in my house all day because of COVID. I really should get out more!"
Guy1: "I'd love to take you out"
Girl: *quiet*
Guy1: "HA I was being ironic"

Guy2: "Holy fuck Guy1 is a fucking Schrödinger's SIMP"
Guy1: "Bro I was just joking"
by YouGoodBro? November 17, 2020
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