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School is a place you go for 20 years so your parents can have sex, knowing you won't be around to find out about it.

School is also worthless, not because we're not smart just because I have better things to be doing with my time than wasting 8 hours out of my life.
by Good Sameritan December 28, 2005
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Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lifes=S.C.H.O.O.L.
Im going to school!
by Boys<3 May 14, 2011
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School is a torture chamber within a large facility that is known as a "city". A city exists to trap us within a false society because in reality, we're all imprisoned in asylums from being driven insane by the revelation of something that should have been common knowledge.
Guy 1: Hey where did my brother go?
Guy 2: He was sent to school because he apparently didn't know that people die when they get killed.
by Xesthan March 11, 2014
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school: also pronounced sh-ool
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H ours
O f
O ur
L ives
person: it a school monday again
person: another six crappy hours of our lives
person: ha ha ha
by turtlemaster74 November 29, 2013
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by Mylopylo November 28, 2016
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Six
Crappy
Hours
Of
Our
Lives
Student 1: I hate school!
Student 2: Bitch don't even get me started
by JadaJ December 28, 2015
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Basically ruins your sleep for God knows how many years. It's one of the most hated place on EARTH!
But it's one of the most useful place on Earth too. School is every kids and teens nightmare.
Mia: Ugh miss can I not come to school anymore...
Miss: Detention and no you can't.
by WTF no I hate school. November 12, 2018
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