schlin

A ritual of repeated dry humps and chest compressions performed on a close friend that is so egregious that only a few know how to do it.

I just schlined raph

by upumanyu October 25, 2023

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Schlick

A term for male's private area.

Bobby has a massive fucking schlick.

by BBC420_08 November 12, 2023

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Schlib • schlibap • Schlibbidy • Schlibble • Schlibbus • Schlibibble • Schlibip • schlibity • schlick • schlime

Schlinglebob

Engaging in schlingbobbing.

King: Don't you dare schlinglebob at me ! You don't deserve my nut !

Blacksh: eUGhhggHHH >.< !!

by goat23.4 November 14, 2023

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Schlinglemaxxing

The process of improving the ability to communicate in the sacred language of schlinglebob, hence, schlinglemaxxing.

Blacksh: A day not schlinglemaxxing is a day wasted.

Receptionist: Sir, this is a morgue..

by goat23.4 November 14, 2023

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Used as an adjective or noun, describing the state of someone who is insanely drunk or shit faced, but is aware of their state and fighting to remain conscious for some reason. This fight to avoid blacking out can be for various reasons. This is typically so that they can get somewhere in time to attempt to avoid getting into trouble, make it to work, or attend to their responsibilities.

The term "schlabbergasted" is a play on the word "flabbergasted," as people in this state have the face of someone who appears flabbergasted due to the fact that they are fighting the effects of a large amount of alcohol.

It originated among drunken ROTC cadets at UNG trying to get back to their dormitories from Johnny B's shitfaced in time before "TAPS" at midnight to avoid punishment.

Dude, did you see that guy stumbling back to the barracks fucking schlabbergasted at 2358? If he doesn't make it back in time, his company commander is gonna fucking kill him.

by NoTacticals February 18, 2024

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