Lol Scale

Lol Scale

A scale for defining how lol something is, -10 being murderously unfunny, 10 being murderously funny.

Jokes on penguin wrappers are almost always -10l. Luckily, you can take your anger at the joke out on the biscuit.

"Snazzy. My dad says that."
"Mine just says "Get out of my way boy! And stop being such a disappointment, you useless layabout!"
"10L on the Lol Scale"

"Who's the king of the tissues? The hankie chief"
"-10l. Words cannot express my anger right now."

by ThoMoz August 21, 2009

scapecurry

An Indian meal that is blamed for the poor quality of several subsequent bowel movement.

Bob: I have had some horrible shits since we went to Raja Elephant and had that vindaloo. I can't believe how much I pay the price for that food.
Alice: Oh, shut up! It's been 36 hours since we were there - you know that vindaloo is just a scapecurry!

by weyus October 11, 2015

scapegoat capitalism

when a good or service is provided by two separate companies in partnership, and when something goes wrong company A tells you to reach out to company B and company B tells you to reach out to company A.

I went to Apple because I was having a problem with my iPhone and they told me I had to go to the AT&T store to fix it. I went to the AT&T store and they told me to go back to Apple. Typical scapegoat capitalism.

I ordered food on Uber Eats, but it never came. I called their customer service line and they told me to reach out to the restaurant. When I called the restaurant they told me I should reach out to my Uber Eats driver. True scapegoat capitalism at work.

by truetreat August 14, 2022

scales dodger

A person (usually obese) avoiding concrete evidence they have put on more weight.

In the space of five years, Randy went from an 11 stone fitness fanatic to a 19 stone bloater, a hardened scales dodger, constantly blaming his washing machine for shrinking his clothes.

by xoorox September 15, 2010

Scademin

Refers to a teenage boy, usually a weeb who is at the same time autistic and diagnosed with cancer. Is a prodigy at school and revered by schoolmates.

Dude, did you hear that Scademin, the kid with autism, got a 4.0 GPA?

by Minkmons May 30, 2018

scalesy

Drug lord sells weed for a fiver he is worlds biggest drugger and will karate chop u if u try to steal his crack...
and he addores children called connor. connor is his little crack minion

Oi scalesy u crack feind

by scoliossis September 20, 2020

Schwasted Scale

A scale from 1-10 on how messed up or shitfaced you truly are, either high, drunk, or both.

10 --- Schwasted

5 --- Half way there

1 --- Just getting started
Tensky --- So schwasted, you're gone!

-How you feelin' on the schwasted scale?
-- Definitely feelin' a tensky

by schwaste24/7 November 15, 2009