SHAMPOO

intention to swear at a man

im going to shampoo any minute now r-jizzy barking

by loojaro August 17, 2006

Shampoo

Any instance where something is mistaken for shit.

Holy Christ, someone shit in the pool!

Calm down, It's probably just shampoo.

Yeah, look, it's half a snickers bar.

They were just shitting us.

by Zoggg September 16, 2007

pickle shampoo

another cool band

i wanna listen to pickle shampoo

by crazy mountain dew chic July 19, 2003

stampoon

similar to poonage. it is the "fusion" of the words stamp and poon. stampoon= "owned", "pwned", "awesome", "sweet", "cool", etc.

song playing: "REMIXXXXXXXXXX"
person 1: "is this the remix ?"
person 2: "didn't you just hear it say "remix ?"
person 1: "OOHH !"
person 1 just got STAMPOONED !

by poonmasters July 18, 2007

shampoo dodger

people who don't like washing their hair and don't realise it has gone greasy and horrible.

megan- that girl anya has such greasy hair!

joanna- i know, what a shampoo dodger!

by hanzbub. February 15, 2009

Scumpoof

Scumpoof is derived from the word scumbag and poof. A scumpoof is a gay scumbag! Originated from a gay forum user called scumbag on Pattaya Forums.

You are a right scumpoof you wont even cheat on your girlfriend!

by LaaMok September 25, 2009

shampoodildo

sending pictures that were false. Usually a person who sends a picture around, making people believe its something else.

To send a shampoodildo picture pertending an object is really another being wide.

by Dr. knobal September 27, 2011