e-sarcasm

Using sarcastic terms on the internet, the same as in real life, though harder to comprehend because you're not really there.

Jennyrulz09:'I wish you wouldn't give me such incredible sex all the time Johnny'
JohnyMcgee94:'=( Why?'
Jennyrulz09:'You just cant handle my e-sarcasm Johnny, I think we need to break up'

by Andrew Fucking Howell May 25, 2007

out sarcasticize

to defeat or to be defeated in a back and forth battle of sarcasm.

one may deliver a line of sarcasm, knowing it has a small chance of offending the receiver, at this point the receiver it may have offended delivers his or her own sarcasm back causing the deliverer to think they actually did offend the receiver. Really, the receiver was not offended at all but they have just now out sarcasticized this deliverer.

by Michelle Lefebvre January 27, 2008

General Sarcasm

a response to the classic 'captain obvious' insult.

Person 1: "Wow, that skyscraper is tall!"

Person 2: "THANKS, CAPTAIN OBVIOUS"

Person 1: "YOU'RE WELCOME, GENERAL SARCASM"

by Habakkuk October 25, 2012

sarcasmic

A sarcasm-induced orgasm; sarcastic remarks that are so cunning and witty that it is pure sex to the ears and makes one feel euphoric once heard.

"Hey Phil, guess what I said to my girlfriend the other night?"
"What mate?"
"I said....I feel so miserable without you, it's almost like having you here."
"Oh man that comment was so sarcasmic, you hate her guts!"

"Corr blimey, that homemade lasagne sure was good Emma, I seriously couldn't tell that it was burnt!" (even though Emma had dished up a bowl of lasagne-ash to Paul)

by cathdu January 2, 2010

Sarcasm Font

Something people make up when they can't detect sarcasm in a text, IM, Facebook message, etc.

Sorry! I didn't detect your sarcasm font.

by SilentlyintheShadows January 26, 2010

Sarcast

The noun form of "sarcastic"
The word is used exclusively by cool kids, and anyone who used the word but isn't cool enough to pull it off is flogged with a dildo

Person 1: looket that annoying little sarcast over there.
Person 2: WTF you just say? You aint cool enough to pull that off
Person 3: OOOH! I SMELL A DILDO BEATDOWM

by daparagon November 8, 2011

sarcastic

funny in a dickish kind of way.

harrison ford played han solo and indiana jones as sarcastic characters.

by shark taco August 15, 2011