Swamp ducks

Often used by teachers, this term is widely used and will quite often make you cringe.

"Gather around the inner sanctor santorium my little swamp ducks"
"Come on my little swamp ducks"
"Sam please take your hat and headphones off my little swamp duck"

by The real extra chromosome December 13, 2018

swamp boating

to motorboat butt cheeks.

" your girl is so nasty, she has enjoyed a nice swamp boating from time to time.

by Zchillin December 27, 2010

Saspa

The act of grabbing a guys man boobs.

Did Joe really saspa Jack?

by PandyAndy February 14, 2010

seaspoon

A crater in the sea with lava coming out of it.

"I went scuba diving and totally swam over some lava."
"Dude, you totally swam over a seaspoon."

by Dr. Footchuski March 20, 2012

Swampon

A swamp, a swamp of tampons usually due to an influx of women who use only one bathroom whereby constant inundation and carelessness overwhelmes the toilets and trash capacities.

Custodian: Damn. I call off one day and find a swampon going on in the ladies room?
Jane Fonda: How do you mean?

Custodian: You never noticed? Whenever you feminists, or any large gathering of women come together for that matter, you all sync up your periods and over flow the toilets and the trash receptacles creating a veritable swamp of tampons...a swampon. I've seen it before.

Jane Fonda: Good. Then clean it...and add this to the swampon so you have a place to stand. (Thuwamp) :::: Jane further contributes to the mess with her own.

by saint scams July 19, 2012

Swamp Hoe

A highly unattractive,buckled hooker, with an extremely swampy Oder that can only make money in swamp like surroundings.

That Swamp hoe was hell a buckled, but I guess it was still worth the dollar fifty.

by dirtyd45678 September 6, 2016

Swamp snake

When you pull it out after rough anal sex and your dick is covered in shit

Guy 1 : "Hey what did you do last night"
Guy 2 : "Me and Mary done anal and i got the swamp snake"

by Urtik August 14, 2018