swab jockey

navy term for one who rides a swabee ( don't ask don't tell )

Chief of the Boat: "NOW HEAR THIS" all swab jockey to the fan tail all swabee's a midships,
When bosen sounds all midship-men pull jacking gear. " THAT IS ALL"

by itichie_nocanpo October 28, 2006

Dick Swab

An ugly Chick that slurps the cum off of your cock after the hott chick sucks you off.Only worthless whores or just gnasty bitches that can't get any are dick swabs.Hvae fun with your new phrase boys & girls!

"this Gross bitch is such a whore it makes me sick"
"Yeah,I know,The only thing that bitch is good for is for a dick swab!"

by JGG April 3, 2003

Swab Job

(n) When, at the doctors office, one receives a throat culture test.

Man, that nurse just gave me the best swab job ever! Too bad I have strep throat.

by Matt Rogge January 30, 2009

swab the deck

When someone is told to swab the deck, they are being told to either eat a dick or clean a dick, depending on the context.

Pirate: Arrr!! Fundo. Swab the deck!!
Fundo: No way!! I ain't touching your smegma!!
Pirate: Arrrr!! Then, swab the deck, Fundo!!

by authOOr June 29, 2006

Swabia

Pronounced SWAY-BE-AH, The female version of the sweaty balls, but with a labia.

Man, it's hot out, I bet that chick has serious swabia goin on.

by JasonHK August 25, 2007

Saab

It's a car goddamn it!

It rocks... (Not really, but I gotto defend my country ^^)

Go Sweden!

My mum had a Saab once, but it broke down all the time. Fuckin crap.

by Concussion September 5, 2005

SAAB

A once quirky, unusually designed car that was once different from the crowd. The company is now 100% GM owned and so its models are a rag tag bunch Opels, Subarus (well the 9-2X will be a "saab" design soon since they no longer own Subaru) etc. The SAAB 9-7X is a rebadged GM envoy and they even put the ignition in between the seats to convince dummies it was a Saab. lolz . Hahaha. SELLOUTS.

Dick: "My father loaned me his SAAB 9-7x to drive to the golfing range, and it drives so nicely since its a European design."

John: "but your truck is really a GM , gas guzzling waste of space and fuel...."

(laughter all around)

Dick: "but .... but... "

John: "why don't you girls get in my BMW and I'll show you some performance? ;o)"

Exit John with 2 supermodels.

Dick pulls a raisor blade from his cardigan, and slowly raises it to his wrists...

by Wojtek November 26, 2006