Donald Stumped

Whenever you cannot for the life of you understand why a human being can be as stupid as Donald Trump.

Guy 1: I'm Donald Stumped. Why is he helping the 17 coal miners in America? Hasn't he ever heard of modern technology or environmentally friendly kinds of energy?

Guy 2: Well, Donald Trump did appoint to the head of the EPA someone who dismisses global warming as some sort of deep state commie plot.

Guy 1: Of course he did.

by Ereck Flowers October 23, 2018

Kasey Stamper

Just a normal person who hangs out with people of the opposite sex and soaks it all in . She get's all the boys in the yard because her milkshake is better than yours.

Oh look! it's Kasey Stamper I wonder if those rumors are true and the milkshakes are better than Kevin Hawkins.

by Soupy Man 6 November 18, 2019

puppy stomped

To demolish another without competition. A thorough and significant victory.

She straight up puppy stomped you guys.

by Audioout July 5, 2020

paige stamper

paige stamper is the most perfect girl in the entire universe. her voice heals my soul. her eyes light up my world. she is the sweetest girl ever. she is so caring and so kind.

i hope paige stamper is my girlfriend in every multiverse.

by jasperwasperbear November 24, 2023

Semen Stamper

You're so bored, that you put your own semen into an ink stamper and stamp papers or 'other things...'

Hey, can you approve this paper?
Sure, let me get my semen stamper out.

by KING_V May 17, 2025

I Stumped My Toe

Hitting your toe so hard that it feels like it is broken off and all is left is a stump.

Damn, I stumped my toe.

by Matilda Boatwright June 2, 2025

Hairy stamper

A hairy labia covered in menstrual fluid,which the owner leaves prints with on furniture, someone's leg at a party, and so on.

Eww, gross! That drunk marked my new jeans with her hairy stamper.

by Amy-Leigh November 15, 2025