dick smacked

Basically, this is what happens when you get a guy’s pants off to blow him and his boner springs out and smacks you in the face.

Girl 1: I finally blew Matt for the first time.
Girl 2: Oooooh, girl! How was it?
Girl 1: Well, it was kinda awkward at first. There I was, on my knees, already nervous for obvious reasons...
Girl 2: *laughing sheepishly* Oh no...what happened?
Girl 1: His cock was bigger than I expected, so when I pulled his pants down, next thing you know, BAM! Dick smacked, right in the nose.
Girl 2: Goddamn it!
Girl 1: Yeah...I still did it of course, and he liked it, but not before he laughed at me for DAYS.

by ZoeTheWhovian October 26, 2017

Birthday Stacker

A term used to describe the day(s) before and after your birthday filled with tomfoolery. A Birthday Stacker can be made up of whatever the birthday person deems stacker-worthy. For some its going out and getting belligerent with friends, for others its eating a really good sandwich. Birthday stackers are all about customization, and no Birthday Stacker is too long.

Damn, Helen is really stacking for her birthday this year. Her birthday stacker starts on Tuesday swimming with sharks and ends Sunday with a quaint brunch.

by Parihell September 12, 2018

bean smacked

When a tiny dick hits your ass

Backy: yoooo I just got bean smacked
Janitor: wack bro

by Diddlydarnitydoo March 6, 2019

ass smacked

Mispronunciation of "a snack"

Mac: "I'm going to get a snack"
Maggie: "Ass smacked?"
Mac: "No, I said 'a snack'"
Maggie: "oh"

by Da House June 13, 2021

star sticked

when a horse falls ontop of you and it’s penis rubs on your leg

natasha was just star sticked

by star sticked September 2, 2021

smacked

To be On one,Under the influnce of mdma,E tarded,thizzing,Rolling balls.

"I was dumb ass smacked Off that Red Bunny"

by Mr.MDMA May 18, 2008

stackers

That annoying arcade game you see at Wal-Mart. You must stack bricks on top of one another by hitting the button at the exact milisecond. You can win a crappy dollar store consolation prize, or go for the bigger prizes. Makes an annoying "woo-ooh" sound when you hit the button right.

Crap! I just spent $10 at stackers and all I got was a lousy hippo keychain.

by Phatt Phrankie October 21, 2007