Spud Spaff

Definition:
A tragically unimpressive or awkwardly timed climax—especially one that happens so fast, it might as well have come from a potato.
Also used to describe any sexual finish that’s laughably underwhelming, lumpy, or just plain weird.

To spud spaff – To blow your load embarrassingly quick, often accompanied by a weird noise, facial twitch, or apology.

by Spaghetti Pencil June 14, 2025

Spud muffin

A younger sibling

My little spud muffin

by anonymous October 29, 2022

spud

A word for potato, generally used as an insult. However, potatoes are the epitome of perfection—a flawless gift from God. Therefore, being referred to as a spud is the highest honor one can be given.

Bully: “You’re a complete spud, Ronaldo.”
Ronaldo: “Thanks, bro. I’ve never been so honored.”

by dabbing_potato November 4, 2021

Spud Buds

Spud Buds Is A Series Made by markelllc Its In the works its said to set premiere October 23-December 4

Hey did you hear the release of Spud Buds Is Coming Two Weeks Later?

by Maker of Spud Buds August 31, 2021

Spud

Potato

Simply, potato
No. Other. Meanings

Don't trust the other guys it definitely means potato

Man, I'm really in the mood for some spud right now

by Spud Lord April 22, 2021

Spud Monkey

A chunky pinto colored horse, often times a BLM mustang……

Interchangeable with the name Chunky Monkey

My horses name is Spud Monkey

by Ashley Bighands September 11, 2023

Gut spud

A faecal potato

She dropped a couple of gut spuds in the bed and I want 50 million dollars

by Roastpeas May 22, 2022