A mirror (i.e., 'spiegel' = 'mirror' in German) used by a guy who likes to watch the reflection of himself and/or other guys splooging. Usually includes copiously splooging directly onto the mirror.
Dude, last night I got so turned on watching myself that I like totally shot a huge load all over my splooge spiegel after edging my cock for hours.
by erotonaut February 01, 2008
A derogatory term for a guy who acts like an ass to a girl.
First coined by author Kelley Harvey in the book SO. BAD. , from the Bad Boy Next Door Collection.
First coined by author Kelley Harvey in the book SO. BAD. , from the Bad Boy Next Door Collection.
by WriteHot January 29, 2017
by Sploogifier August 25, 2022
On the rare occasion when a male is unable to achieve climax during sex he must carefully preform a fake splooge. To properly execute a fake splooge you flip the girl on her stomach, immediately increasing thrust speed while feigning excitement. After approximately 20 seconds at maximum thrust speed, the male withdraws completely from the vagina, utters a deep, guttural groan, hocks an ample loogie on to his unsuspecting partners bare buttocks thus successfully executing a fake splooge.
“After hammering my secretary at work this morning, I went to lunch with my wife. She demanded a quickie in the bathroom, I had no choice but to fake splooge”
by SCbobby222 October 21, 2017
a phrase to describe a man who wants to maintainthe nobility of his family jewels from uncouth up and coming banjii boys.
nah, i dont need no bttm, bruh-- lately, ive had to be splooge mcduck 'cause these hyenas want shit for free.
by faggot_genesis July 16, 2019
damn, that was an oink-omatic chromatic splooge!
by slimyhibber October 23, 2018
Referring to the act of ejaculating in both eyes of a sexual partner during any form of intercourse.
“Bro, she was beating my meat and I straight stooge splooged her!!”
“Dude, what happened?”
“I don’t know, but I think she wears glasses now.”
“Dude, what happened?”
“I don’t know, but I think she wears glasses now.”
by velocite3 July 04, 2020