Spit on Dan month

A month in which every single human to ever be born onto this earth will unite and band together regardless of race in order to spit on Dan

Person 1: Hey do you know what month it is?
Person 2: Yeah! Its spit on Dan month
*both people begin to simultaneously spit on Dan*

by Jammy Dodger Destroyer July 2, 2022

Spit Milk

When you gargle cum so long it curdles into Jizzmilk. You then spit it into a cup and watch your partner drink it. They repeat the process until the spit milk is cumcheese. You then grate the cheese and serve it over the cumsghetti at Cum Central.

Sperman: Hey Elyse, wanna make some spit milk with me? Then we can go to Cum Central afterwards.

Elyse: Sure, I'm your cum dumpster Sperman.

Sperman: You're so funny! Lets get these off you.

by CC Creators December 1, 2022

Spit Shift

When you are assigned to a shift that is considered the worst possible shift at a job.

"Ah shit, I've been assigned the Spit Shift at spoons again!"

by Spit Man March 16, 2023

Spit Curry

That hardcore shit Shanti makes

Blud Shanti's cooking spit curry

by Arab Fury April 17, 2023

spit on my dick

to ruin someones good time

"I was having a great day until Jim came over and clogged up my toilet, he totally spit on my dick."
sarcastic "thanks for spitting all over my dick"

by Snakes on a Zane January 10, 2009

Spit Rope

the rope of spit between a girl's lip and a penis recently in her mouth.

Dude, she can blow me any time she wants! The last time, she strung out the longest spit rope just to see how far she could make it!

by irishly_massive September 2, 2009

spit roast

When two men penetrate a woman one orally one anally vaginally as if she were a suckling pig. At times a third man can be basting her.

Every thursday me and mike get together to spit roast marianna and she loves it.

by JCM Crew June 1, 2006