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Sparkle Motion

A wank where you think about girls that are definitely too young.
All those school girls make me want a sparkle motion
by DonnieDarko1 June 8, 2013
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sparkle your page

clean up your act and negative life habits so that others don't get a negative impression of you as a person
by Sexydimma February 11, 2015
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Sparkling dinner treat

When your date goes into the bathroom, and you ejaculate into their glass of champagne.
I gave my date a sparkling dinner treat last night, she noticed it, and pepper sprayed me.
by Dustinj321 October 14, 2017
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Alabama Sparkle Sandwich

An Alabama Sparkle Sandwich is a sensuous act that involves one person fucking another person's ass to oblivion, then pouring Pop Rocks into the gaping rectum. After that, they eat out the asshole and try to get as many of the Pop Rocks' tingly mouth orgasms as they can.
Brett: Hey man, let's go over to Laura's house.
Ryan: Man that bitch always be trippin'
Brett: Yeah but I hear the girls are serving up some Alabama Sparkle Sandwiches over there...
Ryan: OHHH NIGGA HELLLLSS YEAH!!
by Nyquil Grober November 19, 2011
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Son of a sparkling vampire

Stephen Mayer has done it, she turned the fucking scary, bloody thristy vampire into a SPARKLING fairy. Now when you want to call somebody gay, this will get the job done
*edward step into sunlight... and sparkle...*
Me: Damn it, you fucking son of a sparkling vampire. DIE
by Lord Solar October 30, 2010
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Sparkling Water Addiction

Something that gay men, English Teachers, Karens, and Spongebob Squarepants have
sally: Woah thats your 15th can today!
John: I have a Sparkling Water Addiction, i can't help it.
by PrdflS8n March 9, 2021
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