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soap donkey 

The act of masturbating in the shower with soap. Also known as 'making' soap donkeys.
David has been in the shower for quite a while, he must be making soap donkeys.
soap donkey by soapdonkey July 7, 2014
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Soap addict 

A female nigward or a african that has Ebola and stole my shoes that spreads ebola by peeing inside another male with her penis
Soap addict is spread Ebola to other males
Soap addict by Baby_slayer69420 November 22, 2019

Soap cum in my ear 

When you get out of the shower after forgetting to rinse your ears hence leaving the “soap cum” in your ear
Alex: “bro i’ll be right back I got soap cum in my ear”

David: “ah bro that sucks”

Soap on a Rope 

Slang for the Pope's penis, because they're "both pointless unless in prison," according to Bo Burnham.
Guy 1: If I were to go to prison, I would use soap on a rope, just in case I drop it
Guy 2: Haha, fag

Soap Stone Document J,B,P 

Soap stone document J : to smoke a joint
Soap stone document B : to smoke a blunt
Soap stone document P : to smoke a pipe
Soap stone document W : to smoke a water pipe (bong)
you: yo im mad stressed trynna soap stone document j,b,p after class?
friend: for sho i have "document b" in the car
you: thats good enough! if anything i always have document P in my nap sack

soap and water 

The precursor to the soap and rinse. The soap and water is a maneuver used after a particularly wet and sloppy blow job or a good ole fashioned messy face fuck. Once the recipients face is excessively slathered in saliva the next step is to douse with semen. Next grab the recipient by the hair the or neck and place their face upon the taint area. Finally work that face back-and-forth and side-to side rapidly until a nice lather is achieved
I gave her the old soap and water and worked her face to a thick lather!
soap and water by squatthrust July 23, 2012