soap whore

A person who uses your shower, often without permission, and depletes your supply of soap, shampoo, conditioner, etc., in one shower usage. Typically, soap whores do not make the shower owner aware of such depletion of bodily cleaning supplies.

I can't condition my hair because my soap whore of a sister used it all up!

by ahhhhhgggg May 23, 2008

FB Soap

noun - soap used exclusively for the purpose of cleaning one's hands pre-or-post finger bang (fb).

1) Dang, that girl Gina sure is stanky! I hope you used the fb soap after you guys hooked up at the party.

2) Melissa noticed that her lover's hands were dirty from working in the garage, so she broke out the fb soap in case they decided to get busy before dinner.

by Muscelly Mens September 13, 2011

Soap Beat

To fill a sock with 1 or more bars of soap, wrap it around your fist and viciously beat someone with it.

i.e. Full Metal Jacket

"Last night I got soap beat so hard."

by Dibiase February 9, 2010

Dick Soap

A form of soap that can be formed with a hole in the center to cleanse a penis, or in the shape of a penis to fit the shape of the Vagina

I need to use the dick soap to clean my dick/vagina

by Dick Malone May 1, 2019

soap dropping

One who drops the soap on purpose randomly in the Gym shower

"Tom doesn't drop the soap like that soap dropper kyle" said lyle. Kyle likes soap dropping

by 96legacy May 27, 2008

no soap...radio

Punchline to a joke only you understand.

Two elephants are in the bathtub.
One elephant says, "Pass the soap."
The other elephant says, "No soap...radio!"

by wanderlust December 10, 2003

smoking soap

The act of smoking fake crack which is normally made of ivory soap. This can be the the act of smoking of anything that is supposed to be crack but is fake.

Fred thought he was smoking crack when he realized it was a large piece of skin from a crack heads foot.
Fred was smoking soap.

by Ford Lawnmower November 6, 2007