Slob Blob

A slob blob is created after a long period of wild masturbation. This is where your penis foreskin gets all mushy and eventually starts turning to liquid. This liquid is called Slob Blob. The slob blob is a very thick liquid that looks black, white, or brown (depending on your skin colour). To regain your foreskin back, you must quickly start scooping up the slob blob, then eat it.

Yo James, my Dick feels weird.

Oh, that's not good. Wait a sec, what is that black shit seeping outta your pants?

Oh no, that's my first slob blob!

by Elijahahha ft. james mitchell March 9, 2020

Slob

Billy's dad.

< Nasty ass>
<Doesn't know how to clean up after there self>

Your a slob

by Ahdbdis May 26, 2021

Slob on my knob

Eat a whole cucumber

Slob on my knob
She’s absolutely slobbing on that knob!

by Big agnus August 14, 2025

slob dot

The small stain on your shirt you get from sloppy eating.

Well, now I'm a marked man. I've got my slob dot.

by Woodster89 September 29, 2013

slob junkie

A person who only wants to suck dick and nothing else. Spends their whole day sucking dick.

That girl is a total slob junkie.

by Durty_d31 April 18, 2017

Slob lobber

Anything that expelled come as in the mouth or penis.

That bitch saud she wanted to see my purple headed slob lobber.

by Mullins Holler Miagi October 22, 2025

Slob N Bob

One of the main events at the Sexlympics, two bob sleds both carrying a male and female in them race to the finish line, however there is a catch, the female is from the opposing team, if she makes the male bust from oral sex before the other one does , the male’s team loses. Whoever gets to the finish line without busting wins.

“Hey man did you catch the Slob N Bob event last night?”

by Muddypal69 February 14, 2022