A slang term for sucking a penis, by either gender, and in the act, involves excessive amount of saliva(slob, slobbing) for it to be a "messy" process. Nob is the british slang for penis, although this saying did not originate from there.
Man can she slob the nob!
by real meaning inc March 18, 2014
Slob on my knob like corn on the cob
Check in with me, and do your job
Lay on the bed, and give me head
Don't have to ask, don't have to beg
Juicy is my name, sex is my game
Let's call the boys, let's run a train
Squeeze on my nuts, lick on my butt
The natural curly hair, please, don't touch
First find a mate, second find a place
Third find a bag, to hide the ho face
Real name Rover, I said bend over
I started to knock, then came the odor
Smelled like mush, should've had a woosh
Told her to stop and take a douche
While she did that, I didn't want the cat
So I bounced out and never came back
Suck a nigga dick or something
Suck a nigga dick or something
Suck a nigga dick or something
Suck a nigga dick or something
Check in with me, and do your job
Lay on the bed, and give me head
Don't have to ask, don't have to beg
Juicy is my name, sex is my game
Let's call the boys, let's run a train
Squeeze on my nuts, lick on my butt
The natural curly hair, please, don't touch
First find a mate, second find a place
Third find a bag, to hide the ho face
Real name Rover, I said bend over
I started to knock, then came the odor
Smelled like mush, should've had a woosh
Told her to stop and take a douche
While she did that, I didn't want the cat
So I bounced out and never came back
Suck a nigga dick or something
Suck a nigga dick or something
Suck a nigga dick or something
Suck a nigga dick or something
by gofvckyourself March 06, 2022
In the song called "slob on my knob" which also is the first lyric in said song. Refers to the act of receiving oral sex as a penis owner.
by Unknown757894937 April 20, 2024
slob on my knob
/släb/ /än,ôn/ /mī/ /näb/
1. to open the door for a lady to enter first
2. to indicate that a door handle is dirty
/släb/ /än,ôn/ /mī/ /näb/
1. to open the door for a lady to enter first
2. to indicate that a door handle is dirty
by Gentleman's Guide November 26, 2019
A slob blob is created after a long period of wild masturbation. This is where your penis foreskin gets all mushy and eventually starts turning to liquid. This liquid is called Slob Blob. The slob blob is a very thick liquid that looks black, white, or brown (depending on your skin colour). To regain your foreskin back, you must quickly start scooping up the slob blob, then eat it.
Yo James, my Dick feels weird.
Oh, that's not good. Wait a sec, what is that black shit seeping outta your pants?
Oh no, that's my first slob blob!
Oh, that's not good. Wait a sec, what is that black shit seeping outta your pants?
Oh no, that's my first slob blob!
by Elijahahha ft. james mitchell March 10, 2020
When an individual consumes enough alcohol that their natural resistance to slob on just anyone's kabob is diminished to the point of slobbing in some kabob by the end of the night, this happens most likely with a stranger they will never see again. Knowing names is optional.
I couldn't believe that Gwynn was at the company Christmas party slob kabob drunk, and she vanished with those twins from accounting with mustaches.
by The real W November 22, 2023
One of the main events at the Sexlympics, two bob sleds both carrying a male and female in them race to the finish line, however there is a catch, the female is from the opposing team, if she makes the male bust from oral sex before the other one does , the male’s team loses. Whoever gets to the finish line without busting wins.
by Muddypal69 February 14, 2022